Woody Johnson's Jets: Madden Ratings and "Most Dysfunctional Place"

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Usually this story would be so outlandish as to be laughed off the page. But this season we watched one of the most storied meltdowns in the history of a franchise that is known for storied meltdowns. And it has become tragically obvious that ownership is a large part of it. And most of us understand that ownership comes from a world drenched in nepotism.

    Not only does this story seem plausible to me now, it seems likely. All of it.
     
  2. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Please, please, PLEASE pass the shit you are toking on. You HAD to be drunk, high and/or a combination of the two to post something that stupid.
     
  3. Borat

    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Not the entire story. Every lie must have some elements of truth. But the juiciest parts - like Madden, like benching Rodgers, they are made up. But here is another thing, John Simpson had bad Madden rating. And they spin it as Woody was against it, but JD signed him anyway. Simpson was signed on the 1st day of free agency. Yet Jeudy, who said it was fake news, he had to drop when the deal was almost done. Come on, this is very clearly JD spinning it. If Woody didn't like people due to Madden rating, Simpson would not be our day 1 signing. So JD convinced him to get Simpson on the 1st day of free agency but could convince him to complete Jeudy trade when it was almost there and abruptly exit? Please.

    As far as other people's names there, I watched Blatt's podcast when the 1st story came out, the guy didn't even want to own it. He didn't even own up the name of the article, JD didn't stand a chance or something like that. Either way, doesn't matter what name is there, it's the same source (hola, JD) . And it is doing damage to us fans.
     
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    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Explain JD convincing Woody to get Simpson who had poor Madden rating as the very first FA signing.

    Explain Woody not wanting to spend any new money, but extending Carter for 30 mil.

    Explain wanting to bench Rodgers, but then not doing it even when he was playing even worse.
     
  5. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    that one is easy. He signed Simpson before Woody ran it by his fuckboi son
     
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    Borat Well-Known Member

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    You like that bridge in Brooklyn? I can give you really good price.
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Ok…. I don’t think this is the right context for that comment
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Anyway this head coach/GM hiring will be a pretty good indicator on how much influence college boy has…

    if they hired “boring” lifelong football people, I’ll believe maybe he didn’t influence it. If they hire some flashy name or social media darling … well then…
     
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  9. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Either you have the greenest of green glasses stapled to your face or you're the kind of person that personally has to SEE with his/her own two eyes before they'll believe a damn thing. How about you explain what a shit stain child is doing handing out a god damn game ball!!!

    Let me tell you, and anyone else who thinks this and all the other stuff is bullshit. No one...and I mean no fucking ONE can do this bad on a consistent basis, for this long, unless there is some real ass mongering retarded mother fucking bullshit going on. NO ONE! This, dare I say "team," has been absolute cluster fuck monkey bitch dumpster fire since the moment that useless asshole bought this bitch. Oh, not only do I believe every damn word of that article, every single Jets fan needs to burn that shit on the back of their eyelids so that it becomes GOSPEL until that cock-bite of an owner is sent packing with his nasty little bitch mongrels in tow. Harvard bound? Bullshit. I'd bet you every dollar I've ever earned that little fucker couldn't tell you what 2 + 2 is without a calculator. I'm so done with this horseshit franchise that it's not even funny.

    If I were Tyron Smith (77) I would have reached out, ripped that little fucker's head off, and thrown it out of the locker room. That nasty little man-child needs to have his teeth kicked in until he learns some respect. What a massive crock of shit. My head nearly cracked in two just reading the fucking title of the article let alone the details.

    I don't give a flying fuck if only TEN PERCENT of that article was true. That's 9.9999999% more bullshit than I would put up with. Have to hand it to Saleh, the ONLY reason that bastard was smiling on the sidelines is because he WASN'T in the god damn locker room!
     
  10. Borat

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    Perhaps, I just don't think the crux aspects of the story are believable, and I found huge contradictions. Like the switch from earlier "one source in the room" to current "Jets spokesperson" (never actually heard from by anyone else), not agreeing to a trade due to Madden ratings, but then signing the guy as the very 1st free agent with bad Madden rating, not waiting to resign Huff like JD wanted (ya right) because not spending new money, yet signing Carter for 30 mil, benching Rodgers, who never got benched even with worse play and actually trading for his friend. The list goes on and on.

    I know Woody is a dumb ass, and largely because he didn't fire JD and Saleh on time, but why disparage his kids like that? That bitch will do anything to get the clicks, always after this shock story in spite of or clearly biased sources (que pasa, JD), and it comes at the bad time of us needing to find a good GM and Coach. I just hope smart candidates will be able to see through this BS and will still make themselves available.
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    I didn’t read all that.

    The reason why that comment is out of context is because you are telling me to believe you instead of everyone else

    usually it’s the opposite situation where you mock someone with this “brooklyn bridge” comment
     
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    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Let me tell some of you another thing. Joe Douglas, I'm certain, would like to work in the NFL again. He doesn't put his NAME on this bullshit unless it's true! What, you think he LIED? NFL teams don't hire known liars. Not public ones. When someone puts their name on it, in my book, only adds MORE value to it. Just thought I'd toss that little nugget out before some smart ass tries to go "at me."
     
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    Borat Well-Known Member

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    Well, the bridge comments is about someone who is being gullible. You seemed very quick to believe Russini, because her general narrative that Woody is bad aligns with yours. Yet she has a history of poor reporting. I am not asking you to believe me, I am not reporting a story, I don't know what happened. I am just pointing out that the story reported is full of contradictions and comes from unreliable reporter. Hence it should not be believed. You and others still believe what you want believe, in spite of that, which I feel is gullible, hence the bridge comment.

    But I mean no offense, I just don't want Jets fans to be misled - because I see that she is trying to ultimately hurt the team and the fans with this type of reporting.
     
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    What is true? He was a GM for 6 years and has the shittiest record I think any GM has had in NFL history given this much opportunity. That is true. Now, you actually nailed it: he does want to be a GM in NFL again. But how can he if his true record is pile of vomit on top of dog shit?

    I know, how about saying it is Woody who made him do it!!! Only the bad things though. Good things, like getting Simpson on the 1st day of FA (who also had bad Madden ratings), he did himself. And looks like it is working too...
     
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    DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    They haven't been to the PLAYOFFS in over a DECADE!!!! Their entire operation is a Mongrel run shit hole cock-bite DUMPSTER FIRE and you are worried about Jets fans being mislead?? What WORLD do you actually LIVE IN???? Holy horse shit!!! There's not a Jets fan alive that needs to read ANY articles to know the team is fucked! The broad is shining a light on WHY that Mo' fucker is as dysfunctional as it is!

    Shit man! To be honest, my guess is she isn't being HARSH ENOUGH!!!! In this day and age of the NFL, you have to try....HARD...to fuck up this bad this long! There wasn't a single talking head, rag, T.V. show or internet podcast that didn't have this team LOADED and at LEAST making the playoffs! Hell...at LEAST being C-O-M-P-E-T-I-T-I-V-E!! The NY Jets haven't been competitive for YEARS! Not just a year or two or five. Fucking YEARS!!!! When teams go from 1 - 17 to 10 - 7, in one fucking year, you'd think the Jets would have at least ONE god damn winning season in over a decade!!!!! But NOOOOOO. So, I don't know what pile of frog shit you are smoking but get with the program. Jets fans aren't being mislead by some broad at a keyboard. All they have to do is turn on the tube, on Sundays, to see this ass kissing dumpster fire with their own two natural eyes!

    Seriously bro? I mean....snap...gee whiz guys...I don't want you to be mislead or anything...we simply CAN'T hurt the team! SHIETTTT... The BIGGEST detriment to that fucking teams sits right at the top of the god damn org chart and his little mongrel bitch kid LOOKS LIKE he's just like him...or WORSE!
     
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    What a wonderful article to have out there as this team looks for a new GM and coach.
     
  17. mezzavo

    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    If you think his "TRUE" record, without ANY outside influence, is what YOU say it is, I'll eat my hat. I have Z-E-R-O doubt that Johnson fucked up a whole lot. No doubt. No man...repeating NO MAN can overcome THAT much dysfunction. NO ONE. This teams record over the last TWENTY YEARS proves it.
     
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    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    again- the byline shows 3 authors not just Russini

    I haven’t decided whether I fully believe it all but my god do I hope it’s wrong
     
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    mezzavo Well-Known Member

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    Not only that but other news wires are picking up and parroting it with their own name. That many people aren't going to put their name to something if it's complete horse shit.
     
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    I guess it's better than him paying Charlie Casserly's son for advice on whom to trade for...
     
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