Why do most of our beat writers suck?

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  1. GreenMachine

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    Scroll up. No articles are in this thread.
     
  2. tcrock

    tcrock Well-Known Member

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    hey, let's face it, if someone is a career sportswriter, well then they're probably not very good writers to begin with.....just sayin...

    also, seems like more than sportwriters are afflicted with the whole lack of perspective and overwhelming feeling of self importance
     
  3. KSJets

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    Sure, show me the link IN THIS THREAD and I'll give you a cookie.
     
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    Wow you are really that bad? I said he started this thread after seeing the 2 negative articles in the papers. Last year when Serby had us SB bound I am sure ABYZ was in love with the guy. I also posted the link cause I guess you missed the articles.
     
  6. GreenMachine

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    Well, I guess since you are senile I will cut you some slack.

    Nowhere in this thread did Abyzmul reference the articles YOU just posted links to. So how do you know it was his motive?
     
  7. KSJets

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    Thank you.

    No cookie for you Champ.
     
  8. championjets69

    championjets69 2008/2009 TGG Darksider Award Winner

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    Cause he posted them ONLY AFTER the 2 negative articles hit the newspapers. I only posted this statement 4 times already. Sorry if you do not UNDERSTAND it
     
  9. championjets69

    championjets69 2008/2009 TGG Darksider Award Winner

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    See my reply to KS I only posted that reply 4 times.
     
  10. KSJets

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    You don't know for sure if he read them. You're assuming he read them and that's why he posted them. You don't know for sure and you know what happens when you assume things.
     
  11. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Here, champ, I have a Mr. Wizard-style lesson to help you educate yourself:

    1) Take a deep breath and hold it.

    2) Locate one of those accordion tubes connecting a conventional dryer to an exterior vent.

    3) Super-glue one end to one side of your head around whichever ear you hear better with.

    4) Super-glue the other end to the area around your mouth.

    5) Think REALLY REALLY HARD about the Jets.

    6) Exhale.

    Conclusion: The sound you are hearing, although it may sound something like baby talk at enormous volume, is actually CARPING AND WHINING.

    Tune in next week when we show champ how to make a Hypocrite Detector with nothing but a household mirror.
     
  12. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Hey man, do me a favor and the next time you want to put words in my mouth, why don't you just put a box of tampons into your own?

    Like everyone in this thread pointed out and like you seem just a little bit too preoccupied to comprehend is that I am speaking of the collective works of these inspiration-less turds.

    You flying off the handle about it because you didn't bring your Batcomputer with you to decipher all of those wicked heiroglyphics on your computer screen is none of my concern.
     
  13. AlioTheFool

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    :rofl: :beer: :rofl:
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Funny, you seem extremely interested in the timing and details of my posts all of a sudden. I don't know whether to feel flattered or creeped out. You aren't going to ask me out to lunch again, are you?
     
  15. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    1) Objectivity

    2) Lack of a visible agenda

    3) Creativity

    4) Intelligence

    5) Professionalism

    6) Integrity

    7) Sense of Duty to the fans

    8) Respect for the intelligence of the fans

    These things should be industry standard, yet are mostly absent.
     
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  16. championjets69

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    Yes I do not know for sure but what other reasons could there be for his extreme babyism to get so ticked off? He certainly NEVER complained about the beat writers during the dear Herms era in NY
     
  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's either a lie, or it's you talking out of a random orifice, because it's a load of crap. My annoyance with most NY Jets writers and the media in general is well-documented. Although that type of thing has never stopped you. :wink:

    Later on tonight I'll catalog your trailer-full hypocrisies for you.
     

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