Philadelphia - I actually enjoy Golic and Greeny. I can't believe this list didn't include Sean Salisbury. I find him to be the biggest POS walking the sports earth. I also have a strong hatred for Michael Kay and Rod Woodson.
HAHA. My vote also came down to those two clowns. I was initially tempted to choose Clayton due to his infuriatingly weaselesque appearance, however, after further consideration, I awarded my "biggest tool" merits-scholarship to Mr. Sharpe. Even though Clayton can be a huge dick, he sometimes provides ESPN's audience with solid content and well thought out arguments. I just can't say the same for Sharpe. He just doesn't add anything even apporoaching insight or wisdom to any of the discourse he participates in. I guess what I am saying is that they are both obviously tools (full of themselves, overly sarcastic, etc) but at least Clayton occasionally provides the audience with some content worth absorbing.
I'm surprised 3 people voted for Mortensen. He's extremely informative while maintaining a pleasant sense of humility. He seems like a chill guy to me.
The problem with Mort is he just makes shit up and makes up stories out of nothing, which isn't cool. I agree with edge about Salisbury; that douchebucket should be on the list too.
Oh man Salisbury is a giant tool as well. Isn't he gone though? If not I must have missed his giant ego all of last season.
Clayton and Kiper have and should have the highest vote totals. What's the link? Neither one has ever played the fucking game. I'll say this for Clayton: at least the guy can laugh at himself. His schtick with Salisbury was amusing. And Salisbury may be obnoxious as hell, but he also allows himself to look like an ass in Happy Madison productions.
I voted for John Clayton. He looks and acts like a nerd who thinks he's always right. I never take what he says as being serious.
Schlereth is the winner in a walk, he never lets facts get in the way of his opinions... though Merrill Hodge is a clear 2nd.
He's not the biggest tool... but he always uses "unnamed" sources and his stories tend to be bullshit.
I've always wanted to sucker-punch Mel Kiper. Just walk up to him and start asking about some draft prospect and then BAM! right in that rock-pick of a nose he has. I bet that thing would bleed for hours. Then I would mess up his hair.
Salisbury knew what he was talking about from time to time, even though he always came off as a giant douche. I voted Merrill Hodge...dude's retarded
Chris Mortensen is always wrong. Always. It's laughable. Hoge and Schlereth are interchangeably retarded. Mel Kiper Jr. is a fucking asshole. I'd rather listen to an Ann Coulter book on tape read by Fran Drescher while douching my asshole with a pineapple than look at that arrogant dickhead one more time. Everone else is fine. I like Mike Golic.
How about some NFL network representation? Jamie Dukes and Rod Woodson have been sharing a bottle of Drano for years now.
