Twas the night before Jetsmas...

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  1. Heatseeker

    Heatseeker New Member

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    lol well done.. five stars :)
     
    #21 Heatseeker, Sep 7, 2008
  2. Mantana Soss

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    ...twas the night before Jetmas

    Twas the night before Jetmas, when Soss can never sleep
    So into my annual poem I shall leap.

    I look at my Jets and see so many new faces
    Are these the guys to finally take us places?

    I picture Mark Sanchez itching to play
    I hope he puts up an aerial display.

    I bet coach Rex Ryan is still wide awake
    That... or dreaming of Schaub's head on a stake.

    I know for a fact that Clowney's still up
    Is he still on twitter? *checks* ..yup

    I wonder if Clemens' blog is full of grumbles
    And hopes that Sanchez chokes and fumbles.

    Will Darrelle prove this year that he is the best?
    Andre Johnson will be a tough first test.

    Plays and signals Bart Scott must study
    Until his sweet dreams, which I'm sure are bloody.

    I never have to wonder what Jay Feely's doing
    With fresh posts on his twitter constantly brewing.

    Leon's dreaming about his kick return lanes
    And Westhoff about beating him with his cane.

    Mantana Soss is excited for 2009
    I hope we win, I hope we shine

    I think in the end... we'll be alright
    Merry Jetmas to all, and to all a good night.


    2008's: http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=35403
     
    #22 Mantana Soss, Sep 13, 2009
  3. jetsyankeesfan6

    jetsyankeesfan6 New Member

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    Wow, impressive rhymes. I hope our season will be as good as that poem!
     
    #23 jetsyankeesfan6, Sep 13, 2009
  4. jetsmets93

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    :up: nice job
     
    #24 jetsmets93, Sep 13, 2009
  5. Scikotic

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    You get 2 very big thumbs up

    :up: :up:
     
    #25 Scikotic, Sep 13, 2009
  6. Mantana Soss

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    Thanks, I've done better in years past

    This was kind of a quickie just for the sake of keeping tradition :)
     
    #26 Mantana Soss, Sep 13, 2009
  7. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    Well we haven't won the SB with your tradition so maybe it's time for a new one - Champ

    :)
     
    #27 Barry the Baptist, Sep 13, 2009
  8. Jake

    Jake Well-Known Member

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    Great thread. Nice rhymes Soss.

    Let it be fuckin known I am HAMMERED. Awesome OP, I feel the glory, but moreso I feel a NYJ WIN!!!!!! FUCK HOUSTON.
     
    #28 Jake, Sep 13, 2009
  9. jets&rushfan

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    I like the feeling of a new season too, don't last too long, Holla, Hell Yeah we beat the Rams
     
    #29 jets&rushfan, Sep 13, 2009
  10. vilmatic

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    that's what she said
     
    #30 vilmatic, Sep 13, 2009
  11. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Good stuff Soss!!
     
    #31 Murrell2878, Sep 13, 2009
  12. theBidet

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    lol, good read.
    thanks :)
     
    #32 theBidet, Sep 13, 2009
  13. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    You did it again Soss! :beer:

    Now lets get a W.
     
    #33 The Dark Knight, Sep 13, 2009
  14. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    Can't sleep for shit...
     
    #34 NYJalltheway, Sep 13, 2009
  15. Jam.

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    I wasn't able to sleep all night and woke up at 7 am, i'm so excited for this season its ridiculous.
     
    #35 Jam., Sep 13, 2009
  16. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    I just turned 21 thursday and I passed up the opportunity for free drinks just to go to bed early and get the season here sooner.

    Well my plan backfired. I woke up at 4 with a headache. Luckily I got back to bed but woke up again at 6:50 when my friend called me needing a place to sleep. Now it's 8:30 and I'm still up so I might as well just get up for the day...
     
    #36 NYJalltheway, Sep 13, 2009
  17. nyjetsrule

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    good work soss, i think last years might have been better... but no complaints way better than I could ever dream of doing.
     
    #37 nyjetsrule, Sep 13, 2009
  18. Jam.

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    Does anyone have the links for older seasons' rhymes?
     
    #38 Jam., Sep 13, 2009
  19. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    Andre Johnson blew by our CB, like a torpedo.
    Which CB you ask? Of course it was Lito.
     
    #39 The Dark Knight, Sep 13, 2009
  20. NYJalltheway

    NYJalltheway Well-Known Member

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    :lol: funny but scary at the same time

    and btw i loved the OP soss :)
     
    #40 NYJalltheway, Sep 13, 2009
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