Top 5 defense, for sure

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The Sanchez Chonicles (2012):


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  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Okay, I'm done. I'll go back and bold some stuff to maximize the lulz.
     
  3. MaximusD163

    MaximusD163 Well-Known Member

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    Ouch. It literally hurt me to read that, it was like watching a drunk dude bum-rush a cop, only to get the shit literally tazed out of him. Like he's just laying there in his shit filled pant, twitching.
     
  4. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahaaaa that is a great visual :D

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  5. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Wow. I didn't realize it was gonna be that bad.
     
  6. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Man, you have a lot of time on your hands.
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I wish that was the case, but sometimes there's a lull in my work and I can burn some time. Hell, I even had Barqs bitching at me that I didn't respond over a 3 day span.
     
  8. Barcs

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    LMAO. I read through the first few Byz posts, and barely any of them are actually contradictory or even related to "football knowledge". I don't have time to break it all down now, but this is exactly as I thought it would be. Byz twisting my quotes around to paint HIS picture of selective posts. Just to name one fallacy out of the bunch:

    In response to that I posted:

    The OP was talking about boycotting a game if he was a season ticket holder, meaning he wouldn't go despite paying for it

    Here's my FULL 2nd quote, in a completely different thread about people being embarrassed to be Jets fans. Byz conveniently left out the last part of it, which actually suggested a much different context for the quote. Gee huge surprise here. He quote mines me AND takes it out of context, just like the Landry one and other irrelevant quotes. I really hope the rest of them are better than this, because that is downright reaching. Not buying over priced tickets to games, is different from completely boycotting the Jets, or buying tickets then no showing or showing up with a brown bag.

    I'll be back later to address the rest of the bullshit, but this kind of crap is exactly what I expected. You specifically said "football knowledge". Hopefully you actually posted something related to that instead of me supporting the team or having hopes for our future.
     
  9. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Like I said, retard, anybody can click the little arrow to find the context. What you posted above doesn't change the fact that you tried to shame people about boycotting and then admitted you didn't buy tickets anymore. Hypocrite.
     
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  10. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    Please tell me you aren't really going to go through all of your dumb ass statements over the years to explain Barcs. That's just going to make it way worse. You are better off takin this one on the chin
     
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  11. joe

    joe Well-Known Member

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    THIS IS GREEATT!! ....... lol...

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  12. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    This is about the time that a properly functioning human would disappear and never be heard from again. But Barcs won't even realize that he says some stupid shit let alone the reality that we'd all literally prefer to read the football arguments of someone with down's syndrome over whatever the fuck it is that he types out on a daily basis.

    Of course nobody but Abyzmul could give enough of a shit to take a few hours and lay it out all neatly in one thread for the world to see, but that was absolutely worth it.

    Subscribed for the Barcs chronicles part deux, 2013 to present.
     
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  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Hehe, it will take a really boring day for me to dig into that sty of digital pigshit again, but never say never.
     
  14. 74

    74 Well-Known Member

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    Barcs please don't... From the McKnight hype, to Chaz shillens, to the Tebow love...if all the football knowledge you have in your head was dynamite, you wouldn't even be able to blow your own hat off.
     
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  15. JStokes

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    Ouch. But so true.

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  16. Jay Bizniss

    Jay Bizniss Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't there a thread recently saying NOT to do this shit?
     
  17. PolygamyWinsChampionships

    PolygamyWinsChampionships Well-Known Member

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    I'm pretty sure that thread said "Don't do this shit unless you're talking about Barcs, in which case have a blast".
     
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  18. Barcs

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    Idiot. I didn't boycott. I still supported the Jets on TV. They are completely unrelated statements. You tried, you failed. Don't worry I'll expose the rest of your stupidity. I shouldn't have to point out obvious logical flaws in your connections, most of which are straw grasping.
     

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