The Wrestling Thread

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  1. luvdemjets1998

    luvdemjets1998 New Member

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    I think the vince dying angle they're doing is just stupid
     
  2. ButtleMan

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    Ken Kennedy is f'ng great. This is from his website about ex-wrestlers being experts on the benoit tragedy.

    Please GOD, I'm just BEGGING for someone who has actually wrestled in a WWE ring in the past decade besides Jericho, Bret Hart, John Cena, and Ted Dibiase to come forward on one of these shows and tell the world what's really going on. For these goofs, like Lanny Poffo? Ultimate Warrior? and Marc Mero???!! to repeatedly act as "experts" and "wrestler advocates" on the current situation is like having a frustrated ex-jock who rode the pine bench throughout his high school sports career give advice to Brett Favre on how to improve his game! It's ridiculous, insane, and it really makes me sick that these so called reporters like Bill O'Reilly, Nancy Grace, and Geraldo Rivera, call upon these silly bastards who are bitter and frustrated that their careers have ended to represent the WWE which of course makes all of us look like a bunch of babbling idiots who are all addicted to steroids, drugs, alcohol, etc.

    THINGS ARE MUCH DIFFERENT THAN THEY WERE FIVE OR TEN OR TWENTY YEARS AGO! Most of the "expert", frustrated ex-wrestlers that they've had on the show came from an era where everyone wrestled every day and then went out and partied like rock stars until dawn, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, smoking cigarettes and marijuana, snorting cocaine, taking fistfuls of pills, and injecting massive amounts of steroids. They would take pills to go to sleep, snort coke or take speed to get up and do this day after day after day! This would not be even remotely tolerated in today's environment.

    We have a strict drug policy in place. The WWE's wellness program was designed and instituted by the same doctor who implemented the NFL and the NBA's substance abuse programs. Contrary to what somebody recently said on one of these "tabloid" shows the WWE's allowed levels are exactly the same as the NFL. (Someone, I can't recall exactly who said it, said that the WWE allowed a 10:1 Testosterone to Epitestosterone level, which is false. We have a 4:1 level exactly like the NFL and the NBA.) In fact, I knew of someone who took an over the counter supplement from GNC which he didn't know was on the banned list, which caused him to have an elevated testosterone level. This individual was suspended and fined because of it. We can't even take Ephedrine which is another legal supplement that can be bought at any gas station in the country. Since I've been with the company, I've seen the few people that did have problems with drugs either sent to rehab to try and help them overcome their addictions, (sent to one of the top rehab facilities in the country and paid for in full by the WWE) or be fired for repeat offenses.

    Look at the list of wrestlers who have prematurely passed away over the years, and most of them made the decision to live their lives this way. That's right, I said "made the decision" because we have this cool thing in the United States of America called "freedom of choice". I have the choice to quit my job if I don't like it, or if I feel that I'm on the road too much. I have the right to choose whether or not I want to break the law and use drugs. I have the right to choose between eating healthy food and exercising regularly and eating fast-food three times a day, not going to the gym, and becoming obese like a good majority of the citizens in this country. When will individuals be held accountable for their own actions? Will it ever happen, or will we always try and point the finger at someone else? Unfortunately as much as I respect the man, Superstar Billy Graham is ultimately responsible for the health problems he suffers from right now because of the choices he made in his career. I find it both sad and humorous that the man who many say is largely responsible for starting the whole "steroid craze" in pro-wrestling is now pointing the finger at the industry rather than blaming himself.

    I, like everyone else in the company, have the luxury of being able to go home almost every week, play with my dog, hang out with my girlfriend, sleep in my own bed, and eat good home cooked food. This wasn't the case with these frustrated ex-wrestlers who are trying to grasp on to FIVE more minutes of fame and recognition.

    I hear some of these guys talking about how the WWE doesn't have any type of benefits. I heard Johnny Grunge's widow on Nancy Grace saying that wrestling leaves you with nothing, and that two weeks after her husband was released from WCW that they lost their cars and their home. It apparently wasn't obvious to Nancy Grace, who is reportedly an extremely intelligent person, that they were obviously living outside of their means, and they weren't doing something that my parents taught me to do when I was a little kid……SAVE MONEY.

    This job pays well, but I know that it won't last forever. It's the same problem with pro athletes and actors in Hollywood who spend, spend, spend, like the money grows on trees and like it's always going to be there, and then falls flat on their faces when their careers are suddenly cut short. Who's fault? The team? The studio in Hollywood? I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for people who don't save money and spend everything that they earn so they can impress everyone around them with all the NEAT THINGS that they own. As far as the having no health insurance thing goes, I've been seriously injured twice since I've been in the WWE. Every red cent has been paid for in full by the company, which is the case for any employee who is injured during a work or work-related event. Yes, I have my own supplemental insurance which is a bit expensive, but if WWE paid for it, I'm sure that, just like every other company in the country that offers health insurance to their employees, I would just be paid less, so it's a wash!

    In the end, we are all responsible for our own actions. Saying that Vince McMahon is responsible for the deaths of the Benoit's is like saying that you and I are responsible for the deaths of Anna Nicole Smith and her son. The millions of people who tuned in every week to be entertained by "how funny" she was when she was all PILLED up and DRUNK, suddenly became the same people who acted SHOCKED and APALLED when she died of a drug overdose. Somebody, PLEASE, stop the insanity!!!!
     
  3. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    MRRRRRRRR Kennedy wrote that? Good read.
     
  4. jonnyd

    jonnyd 2007 TGG.com Funniest Poster Award Winner

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    i agree with what that guy said....i also know that wrestling is full of lowlifes, scumbags and roid heads and its a foul society
     
  5. KSJets

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    Makes me like him even more now. I like the fact that he's one of the most popular wrestlers, and by far one of the smallest because he's not juicing up like others.
     
  6. 17a_tailgater

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    I agree he?s great to watch, I don't think the WWE has had pure entertainers like Stone cold, the rock and old school DX in a long time. Man Kind was great to watch also. Kennedy is the closest.
     
  8. hiker

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    Benoit was juicing. Real strict policy you have there, Mr. Kennedy. Take one look at freakishly oversized, zit-covered Gene Snitsky and tell me how strict the testing is in the WWE. Who does he think he's bullshitting with that?

    And from what I saw on the Larry King show Monday night, nobody interviewed made the WWE look like "...a bunch of babbling idiots who are all addicted to steroids, drugs, alcohol, etc." Especially Jericho, who was really quite impressive. He clearly has the talent to do anything on camera.
     
  9. Coach K

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    all i know is i havent watched wrestling since stone cold and the rock. even then its been a while.

    but i was on a business trip in a hotel room and turned on RAW the night they were doing the draft. the night everyone took a shit on vince mcmahon. i dunno if thats when he faked his death or what. it was all funny

    its so horribly ridiculous now that its almost worth watching. i might get back into it.
     
  10. Coach K

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    yeah i like his article but the part bout people not juicing in WWE is complete bullshit. most of the people who i remember to be lightweights are all heavyweights now.

    everyones ripped and everyones way bigger.
     
  11. eyedea

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    Look at the wrestlers back in day, Yes they were big but not on juce.
     
  12. bigalxc

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    defintely a good read i agree with everything he said you are responsible for your own actions
     
  13. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    i found this while looking up some stuff


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvgHCtjXbAI

    The Shockmaster incident
    In 1993, WCW had signed Ottman from the WWF, and he was to make his debut in a match alongside Sting, Dustin Rhodes and Davey Boy Smith. He would be their mystery partner in the upcoming eight-man tag match against the heel team, Sid Vicious, Big Van Vader, and Harlem Heat (comprised of brothers Kole and Kane) at Fall Brawl.

    When Sting and Smith were about to unveil their mystery partner, they did so during a live interview (on A Flair for the Gold, hosted by Ric Flair) in front of the WCW audience together with Sid and Harlem Heat. Sting would say, "All I have to say is... our partner is going to shock the world because he is none other than... The Shockmaster!" The camera zoomed in on a particular section of the set where two torches set off a small pyrotechnics explosion in front of a sheetrock wall. The Shockmaster was supposed to make his entrance by crashing through that wall in his new attire, consisting of a Star Wars Stormtrooper helmet painted silver and covered in glitter, a pair of jeans and a long black vest.


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    Fred Ottman as The Shockmaster


    As the camera was in for a close up, the upper part of his body broke through the wall, but the rest of his body did not, causing Ottman to fall through the rest of the wall. When he hit the floor, his helmet rolled off long enough for audiences to see who it was before he managed to put it back on. Even the announcers were speechless. However, Flair was heard to say "Oh, God!" at what happened, and shortly afterwards Davey Boy Smith was heard to say "He fell flat on his arse! Fell flat on his fucking arse!"

    Despite this, The Shockmaster resumed his entrance as if nothing had happened, and he continued walking up to Sid and Harlem Heat. The interview ended with Shockmaster verbally threatening the four heels with, "They call me The Shockmaster. You've ruled the world long enough, Sid Vicious. Get ready! Come on, you want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? Come and get me. Come after me, Sid! I'm ready." The heels were clearly trying to stop themselves from laughing while he delivered his threat. The Shockmaster's voice was a prerecorded tape that was provided by Ole Anderson. Anderson used the same voice effects as he did for another infamous WCW storyline, the Black Scorpion.
     
  14. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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  16. Drew

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    I was at Raw/Saturday Main Event at the Garden last night. Pretty good time although the matches weren't that great.

    I love this whole storyline with the McMahon child... SPOILERS AHEAD....







    It's Austin. Got a huge ovation. It was great.
     
  17. mj2sexay

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    Are you sure its Austin? I read the SNME spoiler I gathered that he was joking.
     
  18. mj2sexay

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    Damnitt. I'm going through some of my old shit tonight and I find WWF Rage in the Cage for sega cd. Featuring such wrestlers as Mr. Perfect, Crush, Bam Bam Bigelow, Big Boss Man and Yokozuna. Sad...
     
  19. Drew

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    I guess, but it was freaking hilarious. Personally, for comedy value I was hoping for Flair, Henry, or that midget who is with Finlay.

    I think in the end it becomes Mr. Kennedy.
     
  20. Exit 117

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    I was going to say, I doubt Austin is going to be the son, he was just there for the promo.
     

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