The Rockefellers and the Rothschilds.

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Suck my dick.
     
  2. Cappy

    Cappy Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever seen a unicorn? I haven't. Why is the government hiding all the unicorns from us?! Write your senators! Demand answers! Free the unicorns!
     
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Hey look, it's Cappy, using his patented unicorns tragedy to protect the psyche of all people that need to get hit in the head with a hammer to prove that hammers are not strictly tools of carpentry.

    It's okay, kid, when things fall apart around you, you can tell them that there still isn't proof of unicorns.

    And when they tell you that you should be trying to figure out the mysteries of biological nature, you can tell them that you took a break to argue about the Sawx.
     
  4. devilonthetownhallroof

    devilonthetownhallroof 2007 TGG Fantasy Baseball League Champion

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    And here he is being tended to by EMTs on the scene, and it sure looks like they are treating a neck wound in the area of the neck that you can't see in the picture of him with his hands up.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]I just shot myself in the throat,and the bullet came out close to my spinal cord. I will be in critical condition in a few minutes,but let me help myself out of this boat 1st with no look of I just critically shot myself in the throat on my face.
     
  6. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    The authorities obviously would have pulled a Taylor on the guy if they wanted to shut him up. It's the whole "get your damn hands off me you dirty ape!" thing they'd have been trying to setup by doing that, even assuming they could manage a shot to the throat that would only wound and not likely kill.

    If the authorities wanted him silenced they'd have killed him. It's the only way to be sure. They'd have done this before the TV cameras got there. He'd have been a bled out corpse in a boat when he was "found."

    The key to a good conspiracy theory is to make it plausible, complete with clear motives and payoffs for the people engaged in it and sound mechanics that ensure that it goes off without a hitch.

    Shooting a suspect in the throat after you've captured him to silence him fails all of the objectives in play.
     
  7. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    That's very possible. I suddenly have an overwhelming urge for a lemonade. I think it's because its been hotter than balls out, but maybe there is some other reason.

    By the way, it was Al Hirschfeld with the NINA's. Different guy entirely.
     
  8. Cappy

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    Now I want lemonade.
     
  9. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    The Saudi was supposed to take the fall,but they realized he was untouchable so they sacrificed 2 of their other wired lackeys. 1st they denied then admitted to already knowing these 2 well. With their family saying they have been involved with the FBI for years,it all doesn't add up. But if you have been programmed to think all Muslims are guilty regardless ,not many questions get asked.
     
  10. Br4d

    Br4d 2018 Weeb Ewbank Award

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    The Saudi was supposed to take the fall but then the all-knowing all-wise conspirators suddenly realized at some point that he was untouchable, because unlike your typical all powerful NWO conspirators they just leave details like that for the last moment and then suddenly discover things.

    I gotta tell ya, if the New World Order conspiracy really existed they'd have hatched that Saudi 22 years ago in a test tube and made him the perfect fall guy.
     
  11. alleycat9

    alleycat9 Well-Known Member

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    i have a friend who refers to those who just follow along as sheeptards. i like that term. sheeptards
     
  12. typeOnegative13NY

    typeOnegative13NY Well-Known Member

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    They seem to be getting sloppy whats the official reasoning for knowing intimately / not knowing at all the tsarnaev brothers? Or the cancer screening everyone got at their residences while they searched for this kid? I have to say that if everybody doesn't have atleast a few questions then I dont know what to say anymore .
     
  13. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Not really. You have to play to the audience,

    On a related note Honey Boo Boo appears to be hanging it up. Which I saw reported on four different "news" programs.
     
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    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Did you want him to get both inches?


    :rofl:
     
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    I would have gone Vince Foster, rather than Taylor there.
     
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    I bet Cappy had never seen a stealth Blackhawk Helicopter before. Why was the government hiding those from us? All the Black Helicopter conspiracy theorists in the 90s were painted as nuts.
    http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/top-s...LaCkZPw-jUzhOib7sJOSkQg&bvm=bv.49478099,d.dmg


    Until the Bin Laden raid...
     
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  17. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    [YOUTUBE]-WfqdcnjvlA[/YOUTUBE]

    You definitely don't have the time to watch this.

    Go ahead and clean out your DVR of all of those important shows.

    Sucka.
     
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    You ever listen to that played backwards?
     
  20. TNJet

    TNJet Well-Known Member

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    Nope, but I am intrigued.
     

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