I don't understand, are you saying I'm going to mix up roofies and laxatives? But seriously, what's girly about chocolate? And what's not girly about watching American Idol?
Good advice. Seriously, you will take a ton of abuse for being a male cheerleader, but you will probably be getting laid much more often than the guys dishing the abuse.
oh what a night....numerous drinks, a great home cooked dinner that me and my buddy prepared for the ladies, more booze, some TW 09, followed by some club action....man im drunk at 4 in the mornin.....but I guess its 7 over there....
Just woke up now...fuck me. I hate the next day hangover from a great night. Why must we be punished for having such a great time. Thats such crap! anyway, woke up feeling like I might die if I try to move, so instead of walking to the toilet, I just pulled a jonnyd and crapped my pants with my gf lying at the my ass end. Poor girl... all joking of course...
TOTALLY agree!!! You will NEVER again, be asked to take a job in life, where you handle girl's cute butts. This is a once in a life time opportunity. You will get into all of the games free...and you will meet a ton of new people. I would NOT fall in love with one of the cheerleaders, however. It is the same as dating someone in your work place. Great during the relationship.....a DISASTER after you break up, and have to see the person every day.
Our cheerleaders were hot. I wasn't a male cheerleader and still hooked up with a few because they were in sororities. The dance team was hotter.
Is this a drunk thread? Or a cheerleader thread? Cause I'm druink and nobody seems to be talkingabout drunk stuff. Justg checking....
If you understand the causes of a hangover you can prevent it--at least that really bad feeling the next morning lasting 1/2 the day. Alcohol actually dehydrates you--it is a diuretic which is why you piss so much during drinking. When your brain gets dehydrated, it swells up (inflames) so you feel pain in your head. The solution is to ensure that you drink water during your alcohol consumption to remain hyrdrated and take an anit-inflammatory (ibuprofen) before going to bed. The rule of thumb is 8oz of water per drink or shot. So, have a beer or a shot, then drink 8oz. of water. If you can't do this because you're at a bar, try to at least get 1 bottle of water in you or drink some while washing your face and then drink several glasses of water when you get home. But make sure to take 2 ibuprofen before going to bed!
GREAT scoop....but this is kinda like the manta to drink 8 glasses of water/day....you spend 1/2 your life in the bathroom.....hahahaha
how the FUCK am i gonna get drunk if i drink a bottle of water after every time i drink a beer. someone, please escort this man from the drunk thread.
Here are some ideas. Idea #1- Drink your ass off till you are satisfied you have drank enough. Go home. Pound a glass of water for each drink you had, even if it means drowning yourself. Idea #2 - Sack the fuck up and learn how to drink. Water is for pussies. (motions for some water)
8 ounces ain't a bottle! For you, drink 4oz then! That's 1/4 bottle per drink--or fuck it--drink a beer in between each 4oz of whiskey!
got class at 2 tomorrow. Got drunk at some party. yea... lol. Drunk thread! Thursday night = best night of the week mothatfuckas!
Its go time, I nailed my job interview so I am into my fgood stacsh tonight, Jameson 12, Bushmills 16 and Tullamore Heritage Ediction
