1. Jets go 9-7 and make playoffs as wildcard 2. Jets lose wildcard game to Ravens 3. Giants Repeat and Jets bring Refrigerator Perry out of retirement to start at age 50+ and 650 lbs. to steal the offseason headlines... again.
1. The 49ers beat the Texans in the Super Bowl 2. Rex Ryan and Mike Tannenbaum both get fired 3. The Giants miss the playoffs
I think it should be 3 jets related, and 3 non jets related predictions. So I'll do 2. Jets: 1. At least 4 defensive players will get 7 sacks. (I'm thinking Wilk, Maybin, Coples, & Pace.) 2. 3 RBs will get at least 500 rushing yards. Greene gets benched/demoted by week 10. 3. Jeremy Kerley will lead the team in receptions. (just for fun now) 4. Sanchez starts all 16 games and has a QB rating of at least 90. 5. The Jets get over .500, but miss the playoffs on a tie-breaker. 6. Dustin Keller will break out as a pro bowl alternate. 7. Hunter will start the whole season, and not be the weakest link this year. 8. Either Revis, or Cromartie will miss multiple games this season, thrusting Wilson into the #2 role, and surprisingly thriving. 9. DeMario Davis will break out towards the final weeks, getting everybody over-hyped about his potential for the following season. 10. Hayden Smith will see playing time, showing a handful of flashes. Non-Jets: 1. The Bengals go over .500 in the division, finishing 2nd, getting a wild card again. 2. 2 Teams from the AFC West make the playoffs. 3. The Saints do as good as usual, hosting a playoff game or 2. 4. The Packers, Bears, and Lions all finish at least 10-6, and make the playoffs. 5. Either the Jaguars, Rams, Vikings, or Browns will finish worse than 3-13. 6. Every team loses at least 3 games. 7. The Titans finish the season on a high note with Locker, barely missing the playoffs. 8. Either the Dolphins will thrive with Matt Moore finishing 9-7 or better, or they will crumple up and finish no better than 4-12. 9. Ditto #8, however with Bills. 10. The receiving yards in a season record will be broken.
1-NY JETS win the afc east 2-Peyton Manning will have is worst season ever 3-The miami dolphins will finish with a better records than the NE Patriots
1. Jets D finished #1 overall 2. Dolphins finish 1-15 and get the #1 pick in 2013 3. Brady comes out of the closet and retires after no center wants to bend over in front of him
coples wins d.ro.y. sanchez goes for 25 td 12 int jets meet pats in afccg.beli call a double reverse on 4th and g from the jets 1 down 4 with 3 seconds left.jets stop it and beli rips off his hoodie revealing a namath jersey and states he has been a double agent waiting for the perfect oppurtunity to crush the chowder heads collective hearts it could happen
~ Sanchez struggles and gets benched for Teeblow ~ Teeblow struggles even more and gets benched for Sanchez ~ Jets miss playoffs/NE wins AFCE
- Jets finish at 9-7 - Sanchez is between #9-#12 QB in league - Randy Moss scores a TD on us in Week 4
1. If the Jets start 8-0, SOJF's will predict a horrible collapse. 2. If the Jets start 0-8, Sunshiners will predict a run to 8-8 with a Wild Card spot. 3. With the leagues easiest schedule, barring a Brady injury, the stupid, f'n Pats will win the AFC East by 3 games.
1. Jets finish in the top 10 in both points scored and points allowed. 2. Hill and Holmes finish with combined 140 receptions and more than 20 TD's 3. McKnight and Kerley bring back 4 kicks for TD's.
-Dustin Keller will have 9 receiving TDs -Statistically for passing, Sanchez's numbers will decrease but efficiency will increase -Wilson will have 4 INTs
