Probably, at which point she's not anybody's avatar. Reminds me of the Playboy mag joke showing a little girl sitting on the lap of her in-distress grandma (with elongated "tubular bell" tits) with the caption: "uh honey, could you move just a little?...you're sitting on grandma's nipples." I too would answer multiple choice 'B' and 'C' and my "wow, look at those tits" was pretty much going for the lulz as well i.e. "....sigh,....7 days more until Cortland....killing time..." While there's no accounting for personal taste, you know the pre-training camp ennui's getting strong when we're bogged down in a discussion about our great and good friends, "tits." Tits are fun. Ouch. While not a cocktail party icebreaker, here's one that's not quite as 'caveman' either... Q: What's the difference between a group of clever pygmies and a women's track team? A: One's a bunch of cunning runts.
So, as the off season winds down... This wife feels her husband is not paying enough attention to her, especially sexual attention. Virtually every night he comes home, says nothing to her, goes to sit in his chair in the living room and starts reading the sports pages. The wife is talking to a friend one day, and complains about her husband's lack of attention. The friend suggests "Why don't you try this? When he gets home, greet him at the front door wearing a sexy nightie, but throw in this twist. Put it on backwards. I guarantee that will get his attention!" So the wife decides to try it. That evening, the husband comes home, and she greets him at the door wearing a secy nightie, put on backwards. He glances at her briefly, gives a little snort, and proceeds to sit in his chair. She is a bit daunted by this at first, but decides to keep trying. She goes over and sits on the arm of the chair, and says "Honey, do you notice anything different?" Him. "Yes, you have that nightgown on." Her. "Did you notice anything else?" Him. "Yes, you have it on backwards." Her (feeling hopeful that she is getting somewhere - at least he is talking to her) "How could you tell?" Him. "Because the shitstains are on the front."
^ eww, raw... A guy's in a doctor's office and the doc says: "I got bad news....you've got Alzheimers and cancer." The guy say: "Thank God I don't have cancer!" *Gilbert Gottfried voice* A guy's walking along the beach at the water's edge and he sees a woman with no arms or legs lying on a towel nearby crying. We walks over and asks "why are you crying?" and the woman replies "because I've never been kissed" so the guy leans down and kisses her and walks away......except the woman's still crying only louder......so he walks back and asks her "why are you still crying?" and she says "because I've never been fucked!...sob!" so the man picks her up, carries her over to the water's edge, throws her in and says "now you're fucked!"
