His first guarantee was that the Bengals would beat Houston in 2002. Remember that the Bengals were real bad at the time (0-7 entering game; they finished the season 2-14). The Bengals won 38-3. The Bengals beat the Chiefs 24-19 the following year.
why bother? i have the feeling that he doesn't mind the fines and actually kinda takes pride in getting them. i bet the nfl doesn't even really care about his charades but are just having a good time fining him while gettin a little cash back...i can see giving him fines being pretty fun and entertaining haha