NYJ Celebrity Girlfriend Fantasy Draft

Well true but that's because Madonna has also been dead for years but they keep doing more cosmetic surgery to keep the skin from falling off

 

Joan Rivers is her spirit guide.

 

Who was wearing the choker?

 

Jennifer Connelly



1) Star Power
(3 out of 5)
Shes been in movies spanning decades (53 years old), still looks amazing, and still gets roles other than mother/grandmother.

2) Net Worth
(2 out of 5)
50 million. Nothing to sneeze at but not much compared to other names on here.

3) Team Fit
(4 out of 5)
0 Oscars/Academy Awards for “best lead actress”. Born in New York.

4) Player Fit(s)
Greg the Leg

5) Intangibles
She’s probably induced more spunk than most of the people that will be listed. (Remember, decades).

 

So you’re saying she’s single?

 

No Game of Thrones fans here?? Sophie Turner is newly single…

 

I guess we never made this happen.

The Chiefs get Taylor Swift and all the calls while we’ll probably get some chick dating Rodgers this year that hula hoops and helps him heal his dislocated shoulder by lighting pickled cattle vagina scented incense.

 

Yeah well it would’ve been nice if you made some time to play professional matchmaker between an A-list celebrity and a Jets player.