I could name a thousand hotties fit for this list. But all my words and recollections would be for not. Like sand in water, lust for them and grief for not having them is useless. So I call you men to higher pursuits.
We need to make sure we take care of the older players who are in the late 30's and, of course, Rodgers. Let's make sure we add: Kate Beckinsale! Scouting report: 1) Star Power (4 out of 5) She's getting a little long in the tooth which is why I brought it down to a 4. However, you can pick either the Van Helsing movie or all the Underworld flicks to decide on what she should wear around the house 2) Net Worth (3 out of 5) My guess is she makes a hefty paycheck at this point in her career 3) Team Fit (4 out of 5) C'mon...she's a vampire in one and a vampire killer in the other! Not to mention it would be Serendipity! (see what I did there) All of those characters ooze Gotham! 4) Player Fit(s) Aaron Rodgers and the entire Special Teams unit 5) Intangibles When in doubt we could start her slight frame at FS! Think about it, movies are magic but that lil' girl HAS GOT to be athletic as hell. She could hit Tyreek Hill on the way by with a spinning heel kick!
Just spread the word that Robert Saleh & Kate Upton were spotted in the West Village together, wearing leather! .
Hoda Kotb Her name sounds like a QB's signals. Star Power - I don't watch daytime TV but I was forced to watch her while I was getting PT for a neck problem last year. It seems her show, co-hosting with one of the Bush twins, was popular so I would guess 3 out of 5. Net Worth - More than me. Team Fit - She's a journalist so Eric Allen (the guy who does player interviews on the Jets website.) Player Fits - Xazavian Valladay (also a weird name) Intangibles - You can transpose her name and come up with Koda Hotb which makes her a hottie, but only a B hottie.
Is there anyone on the list who is younger than the average NFL player? Madonna's getting a fair amount of ink here and she's forty (yes, 40!) years over the NFL average. Even Miley Cyrus is five years older than the average NFLer. I believe the selection committee needs an upgrade.
Miley Cyrus is 3 years younger than Taylor Swift. I think Madonna and the rest will sort themselves out.
I don't even bother trying to post images on this site anymore. If someone else wants to do it, keep it classy.
You mean like from Gilligan's Island? She should be nice and ripe by now, been dead a little over 3 years
