The 10 Commandments of the Holy Book of Revis 1) I am the only true shutdown corner 2) You shall list no other corners before me 3) You shall not deem another a 'shutdown corner' 4) Do not use Revis name in comparison to others 5) Remember the kickoff and keep it holy 6) Honor your coaches and GM 7) Treat other Jets as you would the Lord Revis Christ 8) You shall not ban without evidence of trolling 9) You shall not unsticky this thread 10) You shall not covet the corners of other teams
lord revis of meadowlands, please forgive those who hath unstickied your thread. we, your disciples, shall keep this thread on page one with prayers and psalms of your awesome powers, like how you turn offensive pass into defensive touchdown. how you turn elite receiver into pedestrian bums. in the name of the lockdown, the shutdown, the ballhawk, and the pick 6, AMEN
If anything, this unsticky should allow for some more worship to keep it at the top of the page. Praise be, HE looks as good as ever.
and when He was told His thread had been unstickied, He said, "Yea, as will all threads one day be unstickied, so is mine. For i am no better than you, my brothers and sisters. we are all God's children." "Even Nmamdi?" asked Dwight Lowery. "Yes, even he." Nick Bellore said, "Even Ben Roethlisberger?" "Ah, yes," said Revis. "He too is one of God's children." And Martin Tevesau said, "Even the one called Chad Ochocinco?" And Revis said, "No, not he. That fag will twice yearly tasteth of my holy staff and its fluids. My will be done."
if the jets were catholicism, rex is the father, revis is the son, and mark snachez is the holy spirit
Revis is the best corner since Deion without question. I got into an argument with a pats fan over this recently he said oh well what about Ty Law?? i said great corner but nowhere near Revis. Then he went on about Mccourty how he had a better rookie year than Revis did and that you never know ..:rofl:
Our Lord's instructions to Wilson this offseason (hands him playbook and film) "Do not let this Book of the Law depart from your mouth; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful."
Lord Revis came to me in a vision and said, "My disciple, you shall not have my thread removed from the front page." And it was done.
