in the holiest of Holy threads, i pray to the Twitter gods that Darrelle Revis finds the courage to type those 3 words we have all been dying to hear.....I'm comin back
sorry if i speak blasphemy. but if harris signs an extension before revis christ . jim leonhard will be my new messiah
They haven't tested Wilson so far, because the kid is maintaining good coverage. Oh, and he can blitz off the edge. I'm so excited for his rookie year.
So what is Wilson the alter boy? If Revis is the Head Priest does he ...........nevermind this isn't the Catholic Church.
Jets 1:4-5 And Revis our Savior was shown to be the Son of Tanny when Tanny powerfully raised him from the holdout by means of the Holy Dollar. Through Revis, Tanny has given us the privilege and authority to tell Jets fans everywhere what Tanny has done for them, so that they will believe and obey him, bringing glory to his name.
The Bible has prophesied Revis' return: Jets 3:16 After the Day ending in Y, at dawn on the first day of the week, Rex Ryan went to the house of Revis. There was a violent earthquake, for an angel of Revis came down from heaven and, going to his home, rolled back the door and sat on top of it. His appearance was like lightning, and his clothes were green as grass and white as snow. The doormen were so afraid of him that they shook and became like dead men. The angel said to Rex, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you are looking for Revis, who was holding out. He is not here; he has risen, just as he said. Come and see the place where he lay. Then go quickly and tell his fans: 'He has risen from the holdout and is going ahead of you into the Meadowlands. There you will see him.' Now I have told you." So Rex hurried away from the tomb, afraid yet filled with joy, and ran to tell his team. Suddenly Revis met them. "Greetings," he said. They came to him, clasped his feet and worshiped him. Then Revis said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell my brothers to go to the Meadowlands; there they will see me."
And Gholston, the Jets's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the GM; and the GM slew him. And Rex said unto Cromartie, Go in unto thy teammate's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy teammate. And Cromartie knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his teammate's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his teammate. And the thing which he did displeased the GM: wherefore he slew him also.
Maybe, just maybe we should attempt to convert Feinsod and Schwartz to worship in the house of Revis. Could be the fix we needed figuring their current religoius affiliation.
