Midnight Service at the Revis House of Resurrection

Lol that is great

 

:rofl: DARELLELUJAH!?!?! I'm so using that from now on.

 

Most blasphemous. Thread. Ever.

Praise Revis.

 

I'm so glad Tanny had the cohonies to trade up in front of the Steelers to get Revis....could you imagine if Revis played with that Steeler defense...yikes!!


Praise be to Revis!

 

Moss said Revis Christ is not a shut down corner. According to the New Testament of the Revis by even questioning his greatness he has committed the most blasphemous sin against our lord.

The punishment is death.... to burn and be tortured in Hell... or be traded back to the Raiders. (both are equal)

The Darrelle Bible commands it!

Praise Revis Christ

 

And on the 7th day he rested, for opposing QB's refused to throw his way.

 

For the minister of this fine service. All hail Revis Christ!

 

Oh shit :lol: That is AWESOME!

 

Don't give me too much credit the guy above me said it first, I just thought it fit so well i edited it in there lol

 

give it another week or 2

 

This should be a stained glass window in the church



Praise Revis Christ

 

Hi, it's me, Sydneydon, coiner of said term.:smile:

And we all know who is 'The Guy Above Us'. Praise be to Him.

 

It would be funny as shit if Moss gets hurt next week or something.

 

I'd like to confess that last week I said Nmandi Asomugha is the best Corner in football? I was wrong.

Am I forgiven?

 

We pledge allegience,
To Revis Christ,
As the United Fans of the Jet Nation.
And to the defense,
For which he stands,
One corner,
Under a hailstorm of balls,
With interceptions,
And non-factor #1 wideouts for all.

 

Thankyou! Thankyou Reverend ND!!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnGFB2J3JwE[/YOUTUBE]

 

Peter King of Sports Illustrated has Revis as the number four ranked player on his MVP watch list. Look below:

MVP Watch

1. Drew Brees, QB, New Orleans. Nine touchdowns in eight quarters, leading the most potent offense in football. He is to 2009 football what Kurt Warner was to 1999 football.

2. Adrian Peterson, RB, Minnesota. He followed an intergalactic first game with a 116-yard second one, including another Cantonesque rushing touchdown among his 92 yards on the ground.

3. Joe Flacco, QB, Baltimore. "How well do you know him?'' Cam Cameron asked me Sunday night. Not well, I said; I've just talked to him three or four times. "You better get to know him. He's going to be really good for a long time.''

4. Darrelle Revis, CB, New York Jets. Andre Johnson was all-world in Week 2 -- after getting manhandled by Revis in Week 1. Randy Moss was All-Pro in Week 1, then got silenced by Revis in Week 2.

5. Matt Ryan, QB, Atlanta. Quietly, a very solid start for the 2-0 Birds and their young quarterback -- 68-percent passing and a 108.5 rating against two good defenses, Miami and Carolina.