Matt Cassell is the next Tom Brady. We are truly cursed. (Anti-Karma)

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  1. SydneyDon

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    Pats - sixtytwelveteen (yes, they invent a new number)
    Jets - 0
     
  2. Barry the Baptist

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    Energon Cubes.... :rofl:

    Who is he Soundwave? Randy Moss rips open his jersey and out jump Rumble, Ravage and Laser Beak to attack the Jets all while Megatron aka Bill Bellichick yucks it up on the sidelines with Starscream Cassel.
     
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    Pats - One hundred and dickety-six
    Jets - Zero

    We'll have to say "dickety" cause Belichick will steal our word "twenty". Kerry Rhodes will chase that rascal to get it back, but will give up after dickety-six miles.
     
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    Yes, Cotchery's hands are severed due to the fact that Favre's thighs are like blades.
     
  5. Gubernaculum

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    Matt Cassell- 62
    1985 Chicago Bears- 2

    Da Bears score on a late safety

    Matt Cassell-72
    Hurricane Ditka-55

    Cassell is even able to defeat the highly favored Hurricane Ditka... Chicago is in tears
     
  6. floridajet

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    The Jets will be leading by one point with 0:01 left on the clock in the 4th quarter

    Jesus will come down and show Brady how to divide zero.

    Brady non-willing in allowing the Jets to ever beat the Patriots again, divides zero... thus causing a super-black hole to spawn immediately and end time within our solar system.

    End story: Jets don't win... for infinity.
     
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    nm..............
     
  8. The Lord

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    Pats: 10000 squared
    Jets: square root of pi
     
  9. Phyr

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    Guys you are blowing this thread out of proportion. Brady is FAKING IT.

    Obviously, Jesus told Tom Brady that the Large Hadron Collider is going to end the world. He's just waiting for the Apocalypse so he can rise up and take his proper place at the left hand of God.
     
  10. puddnhead

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    The scary thing is, this could happen. If his team gets behind & he doesn't think there are other options, Favre is capable of just about anything to try to claw back, including hanging on to the ball for waaaay too long, and throwing into double coverage. I think that playoff game in St Louis about 8 years ago was close to this (actually, it may have been six interceptions ...)

    I'm just gonna keep pointing this out, so you guys don't freak too much if & when it happens. Don't imagine it can't.
     
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    So close. You forgot about Nugent's severed leg kicking the ball away from the goal posts just as it is about to sail in.
     
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    Feely misses the football and kicks Graham's oysters through the uprights instead.
    Feely's new nickname after that is Graham Cracker.

    The officials didn't know how to score it so they gave a sack to the Pats to add to the 20 others they had during the day.
     
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    The Jets with come out on the field with tiny mincing steps, hunched over, emitting a series of high-pitched whimpers designed to assure the Patriots that not only are they harmless, but they are also willing, if necessary, to bear their young.
     
  14. IIMeanDeanII

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    Favre gets ejected for unneccessary roughness. The future HOF appeared to be flustered during Sunday's game as he walked over to the Patriots sideline at the end of the 4th quarter and kicked the Belichicken square in the nuts. Favre later explained that he was convienced after the game that NE's head coach was Satan himself.
     
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    Cassel and the Pats are so good they drive us into negative points.
     
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    Puddnhead, I was at that game. Two tipped passes for interception TDs, receivers not running routes, just pure desperation and #4 just kept winging it and the Rams scoring machine was in full swing. So, yes your right it could happen.

    I think Cassels is a good player who has been in everyone's shadow and we have our hands full.
     
  17. NoodleArm

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    Exactly. He's the next Tom Brady. In all seriousness, we will have our hands full tomorrow.
     
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    Pats-95
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    Look at my avatar bitches.............lol
     
  19. slimjasi

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    Does anyone else not believe in karma???? I think we are going to win 2morrow.
     
  20. Kris 15

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    And we open next week trailing SD by a touchdown.
     

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