Matt Cassell is the next Tom Brady. We are truly cursed. (Anti-Karma)

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  1. Don

    Don 2008 TGG Rich Kotite "Least Knowledgeable" Award W

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    No no..The Jets are just offensive.
     
  2. Namath2Kolber

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    Is it too early to call Matt Cassell the greatest quarterback in NFL history?
     
  3. The Dark Knight

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    Honestly, I think it is a little early. Its like predicting Christmas is going to be on December 25th though, its going to happen.
     
  4. VickBlows

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    Bill Bellichick: Gay Porn Academy Award with a construction worker from NJ.

    Eric Mangini: Later found to have an IQ of 48 and are what some people call mentally retarded.
     
  5. stinkyB

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  6. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    No, infact I think it is long overdue. To take it a step further, I feel Cassel should be dubbed the greatest American ever to live and anyone not wearing his jersey or replacing the stars on their flags with his face should be put on trial and executed Rosenberg-style...actualy, to Hell with the trial!
     
  7. championjets69

    championjets69 2008/2009 TGG Darksider Award Winner

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    Nope the move from Hofstra removed all hexes & curses from us. Just look

    1) We have Mangini & he should know Cassel like the back of his hand.
    2) We play NE this week & there #1 player & maybe there overall #1 player in the NFL will not play in the game
    3) We play SD next week & there #1 player is now for the season & will not naturally play in that game
    4) We acquired BF at least one of the top 5 QBs ever
     
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    Uh........what were Cotchery's hands doing near Favre's hips in the shower?
     
  9. Wahoo

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    You guys are knuckleheads. You have to go to the unbiased experts for a solid prediction. Peter King just gave his guess for this weeks game, based on his vast unbiased football knowledge -

    PATS 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

    Jets - negative infinity

    And thats just by halftime
     
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    If not the greatest, at least one of the greatest Americans. I look at this picture, and you know what I see? Abe Lincoln. Our 16th president. Wore a giant hat. Coincidence? I think not.

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    Well, Peter King is a genius. We should all bow down to his prowess. There is NO WAY he chokes on a dick and dies this week. (Does anti-karma work for sportswriters, too?)
     
  12. CatoTheElder

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    Showing his appreciation for what would be the last 56 yard TD catch he will ever have.
     
  13. NoodleArm

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    Play of the Game: Cassell 50 yard TD to Cassell
     
  14. NoodleArm

    NoodleArm Well-Known Member

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    +1. It definitely works. Peter King is the most fair and unbiased sports writer on the planet. There is no way that he is part of a male prostitution ring serving transvestite clientele.
     
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    Who said that super particle collider thingy wasn't going to bring about the end of the world? This post is the most ominous harbinger of the apocolypse ever.
     
  16. CatoTheElder

    CatoTheElder 2009 Comeback Poster of the Year

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    Once agian Champ completely misses the point of the thread. Ugh, and I have grown so fond of living, too!
     
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    every QB gets hype after a first start on a great team, you get adrenaline flowing you see things quicker, but then it dies down and gets back down to normal, cassel is like a trent dilfer servicable at best even with the team around him, thats what makes him servicable is the team around him. cassel will probably show signs of beiong a decent QB, but he will face the harsh reality of starting in the NFL. cassel at best is good for 7 wins with the pats and the 8th win coming from randy moss, and maroney, the ninth win will be from the defense. pats win 9 games.
     
  18. The GM

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    I look for Cassel to have at least 40 TDs in the air.

    The -3 comes from my assumption that Feely gets injured and Clemens comes in to kick a FG. He naturally lines up from the spot behind center and is thus facing the wrong way. Since it would have normally been an 80 yard FG, it now becomes a 20 yarder in the opposite direction. It sails through with ease, and the officials create a new rule on the spot: -2 points for allowing Kellen Clemens on the field, -1 for kicking it through the wrong FG posts.
     
  19. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    the funniest thing i have ever read on tgg and you guys have said some funny shit before.
     
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    You just made Danny Boy and Gorgen's day right there. Danny's probably heading down to Costco right now to pick up an economy pack of lube.

    "You mean I can get anally punished AND help my team!?! That's super!"
     

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