Pats 4 Jets 2 Favre to teach Cassel how to play Canasta while the OL and DL's just bash the hell out of each other on the 50 yrd line. Each safety to occur during kick-off. Winning safety during kickoff for OT.
This thread reminds me of the da bears skit from snl http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/38858/ Funny shit
PAts 99 Jets 0 99 you ask? Well, Cassel is the starting QB and Doug Flutie is signed to make 33 drop kicks.
Patriots - 105 Jets - .5 The Pats remain off the field after halftime, instead donating their time to cancer research and a cure for AIDS. Favre still manages to throw 10 INT to the various cameramen left behind. Meanwhile the generous Robert Kraft pays the NFL eleventy billion dollars to allow for a pity half-point the the Jets under the condition that he be allowed to rename the Jets the "New York Jackoffs" and claim any previous championship won by any team in the city of New York. Goodell happily obliges and goes home to tell his mommy that one day, he wants to become Robert Kraft
Pats- 1 Jets- 0 Even w/ Brady injured, the Pats still have their Pro-Bowl Film Crew. They are able to tape the original game and edit out all the Jet's possessions that ended in points. Belicheat sends this tape to the commissioner to have it reviewed. He approves it of course, and awards the Patriots 1 point for bringing this to his attention.
Pats get mad and blame Mangini for Tom Brady's injury, intent on blowing us out and putting up 70. Pats 70 Jets 6
Pats - 8943 Jets - -7 The NFL decides to penalize the Jets a TD for getting shut out in the most lopsided loss in NFL history. Patriots running back Laurence Maroney rushes for 10,000 yards, scoring every time he touches the ball. Cameras can't catch his blazing speed. Raiderjoe, however, standing on the sidelines, clocks him at a 0.012 40 speed. Jeaux's head promptly explodes. Favre never sees the field. He's "otherwise occupied" in the bathroom by some girl named Cassie.
This might be a little optimistic, but here's my revised score: Pats - 186,000 Jets - 3.1415926535897932384626
That's funny stuff man. I've enjoyed reading this thread. Favre and the O-Line, and the backup quarterbacks go out for dinner and are given food poisoning by a pesky pats fan waitress In an event similar to that of the All Blacks before the rugby world cup in 1995and similarly before Tottenham's crucial final game of the 2006 premierleague (if you know your sports team-food poisoning anecdotes). Favre, Ainge and Ratliff out along with Mangold, D-Brick, Faneca, Woody and Moore. Clemens wasn't present at the dinner as he had been training as a kicker all week and thought he should stay late to practise XP's. Clemens is forced to start as both our QB and our kicker but he gets sacked behind a makeshift line 6 times in the first quarter and is out injured. Brad Smith takes over at QB and we continuously run option plays. Ben Graham skews 3 FG attempts, one other is blocked and taken back for a TD. Cassel turns out to be better than both Carson Palmer and Matt Leinart and goes 20 of 25 for 295 yards and 3 TD's. The Pats score a fumble return TD's, 2 safeties and 2 INT return TD's from Brad Smith's arm to go along with the punt block TD. Smith runs for a 35 yard TD on an option play but Graham misses the extra point. Pats 53 Jets 6 Oh and Mangini gets suspended from coaching in the NFL for a year after a full-blown punch up with a member of the Pats staff who was attempting to film on our sideline.....the Pats are stripped of a 6th round pick but ours is given to them as compensation for the Patriots staffer's injuries. Hows that for too far :smile:
GOOD DEAL!!!!! I'll play with Brett in the bathroom all day long!!! Brady starts crying because he is hitting the door with his wheelchair to get in (he has a weak bladder), and we will not let him in. Brady's coach hits him upside the head for being a wimp, and Brady falls out of his wheelchair. Moss and Kraft pound the coach into the ground for breaking their lover's other knee. The other players are so joyous that the coach is dead meat, that they win the game: JETS 3 Pats 103
Pats - 1,112 Jets - 0 Prior to the game, Favre falls in the team showers breaking his hip and severing Cotchery's hands. Mangini attempts to hang himself at the top of the staircase to the upper-decks but forgets to the secure the noose to the rafters so when he kicks the chair out he tumbles down stairs and onto the field, in the process breaking his neck, Jay Feely's legs, Mike Nugent (all of him) and gives O'Dea Westhoff's bone cancer all before landing on and killing Jen Sterger. I think I went further.
Cassie is secretly Cassel invading TGG...which servers will blow-up and a gray sweatshirt left behind inthe rubble. Pats 62 Jets 0 Pats will score 20 pts in Safeties.
Jets trade Favre to Queens, losing 3 first round picks Jets sign Fumblepepper, who forgets which team he plays for, he throws 5 TD passes to Moss. Pats- 55 Jets 2
You guys are way too kind to New England. It will be more like: PATRIOTS-65 Crappy Jets-38 The Jets have some offense.
