Jim Nantz's Conspiracy Theories

Nantz is a toolbag. Surprising that Phil Simms would be the voice of reason on that duo.

Pittsburgh delenda est.

 

If I'm not mistaken there was one point where after Bart had been taken off the field during their hurry up that they showed his face on the sideline and he looked to be smiling.

I LOL-ed.

 

They'll never prove it so the two of them can die in a fire (even tho I'd rather they didn't because listening to Dierdorf and Gumbel is torture)

 

I dont think it was a conspiracy theory either. The Jets did it at least 4 times all in hurry up situations.

Scott, Pool, Revis, Taylor. And they all came back on the field the very next play (except Revis who had to sit out on 4th and long)

Its smart playing and works well, if the Steelers try any hurry up nonsense im sure well see it again.

 

That's why there's Gus Johnson and Steve Tasker. So you can hope.

Pittsburgh delenda est.

 

For some reason, to CBS that's their C team.

 

I have no problem at all with him doing it.

 

Simms stood up to Nantz on more than one occasion during the game. Jim Nantz is such fucking clownshoes.

 

I don't know... Phil was consistently kissing Sanchez's ass as much as Brady's. Sounded like a huge QB apologist more than a Patriots apologist.

 

Of course, I'm referring to early, early on when Sanchez was missing throws. I love my Markie, he played a great game.

 

Because CBS is a bunch of asspicks(Thanks to MB Green for teaching me this new phrase!).

Pittsburgh delenda est.

 

'asspicks' lololololololololol

 

Simms was fine Nantz on the other hand ...

I hope Carton plays a million Nantz sound bites this morning

 

I didn't hear this Nantz call until now, nice of him to bring home the point of view of any 80 year old ladies in the audience that turned on the TV expecting 60 Minutes. Almost as sad as the Joe Buck/Randy Moss call.

 

I'm rewatching the clips now...

Wow, Nantz seemed disappointed EVERY time we made a big play.

Check out his "call" on Braylon's TD. Check out the enthusiasm in his voice.

 

I love how the stands were fricken EMPTTYYYYY

Towards the end of the game there were more Jet fans than Pats fans.

And this is after Brady called them out earlier in the year for "leaving games early and wishing they were more like Jet Fans"

Bandwagoning fucking bitches don't even see their team through against their biggest rivals.

Pathetic

 

Thats a view point coming from a neutral fan, so I guess I wasn't the only one thinking that. It was like both these bitches wanted us to lose. They can suck a Giant dick, especially Phil...n Jim.

 

"Tampons Brady is a stupid Foggot, who is gay and stupid and also an excremental penistard!"

--Martin Luther King, Jr.