Jets unrelated but very worthy of Jets forum.

I actually printed this out to bring to my Dolphin Fan buddy, before I go home... just gotta see him read this!

 

Personally I think there should have been more F-Bombs. This was written by a quaker or something?

 

wait, they have nightclubs in their gay ass stadium? And people attend?

Who the fuck pays $100 to get into a nightclub? holy hell dude

 

Sunny,

Thanks for posting. REALLY gave me a laugh. Next time I hope the author doesn't sugar-coat it so much and gives us a more direct opinion.

 

Why don't we get Dolphin fans like him to post here at TGG?

That said. Bravo with the rant.

 

That rant was inspired, passionate, and accurate. Bravo.

 

25th hour??

 

except he isn't underachieving, he is achieving just about how anyone not deluded by his uniform thought he would.

 

There was a poster here named ROJF. He and his boyfriend rex2009 lived very well, it was their revenge after all.

Well the two of them were known to enjoy the clubs at the NMS.

 

That's exactly what I thought when I read that, great movie and great rant.

 

I am a Mets, Jets, and Islanders fan, this faggot doesnt know real pain is

 

i am the same breed as you. except add the knicks to that and you have my pain.

god i hate my life.


the islanders were a dynasty when i was in the womb and the mets won a world series while i was on my tricycle. and john starks robbed me of seeing a championship in my post toddler years

 

X3 + Knicks :sad:

 

So Rex was a Phins fan ???

 

that was one of the funniest things ive ever read in my lifetime.......

 

No doubt Jets, Mets and Knicks fans can relate to this post, matter of fact might be worth saving and just inserting the proper names for each team.

Could almost feel sorry for Fins fans after that performance Monday night, seems Fins never have much luck on the Monday night games, Notcie I said, almost sorry, certainly the Fins fans have been brought back down to earth with that loss to the Pats

 

Bahahaha

Dolphins will be lucky to go .500 this season.

 

Too. Many. Great. Lines.

Can't. Process. This. Genius. Rant.


In all seriousness, if the current state of the Jets franchise hasn't yet put to bed the SOJ BS, this rant should. All fans get on highs (some idiots with just a 2-0 start :finssuck and have their teams f***ing break their hearts. Just goes to show it's not specific to our beloved Jets.

Oh, and best line:

:finssuck:

 

I've probably read his post 10 times over already and I still find myself smiling, enjoying it like it was the first time the words popped up on my screen.

 

My favorite reply so far:

"Im 30....30 FUCKING YEARS OLD! I BEGINNING TO FORM A FUCKING BALD SPOT!!! AND THE DOLPHINS WON A SUPER BOWL 7 YEARS BEFORE MY PARENTS FUCKED!!!!"

credit to @Rizzmiggizz