I agree with this Sunday Ticket; quite a waste I blame Mangini Can I Turn Away? No; I will weather the storm My heart belongs here
Autumn winds, autumn winds, Season gone, season ends, Blown, gusts of wins, Winter comes, alas! Bringing in, April?s draft?.
Chad Pennington starts For reasons not known by me Mangini stays firm Yet Vilma gets benched For not playing up to speed What the fuck is wrong? Mangini was great Last season was frikkin great This year is diff'rent. First Mangenius Now he is the Manballboy Soon he is mangone
Ode to a Leanie Mangini Weenie There once was a coach named Mangini Who could easily guzzle 10-pack weenies But now he is slim And our playoff hopes are dim Me thinks he should start downing HoHos and refried beanies.
Sunday I will be For the first time in my life At the meadowlands Before the season Hoping for a playoff run I bought the tickets Now I'm just looking To enjoy the game as is I vote: don't boo Chad Kellen would be nice Hopefully soon we will see What his future holds In the meantime though I will trust in Mangini There's no other choice
LIMERICK TIME In Pennington now we have doubts He can't even throw a ten yard out And sure he's a mensch But his ass needs to find bench Or the DB's will jump EVERY route Oh Dewayne you're not a NT And Mr. Vilma, you're not a 3-4 ILB These two talented guys Just don't have the size To play on the Jets D Oh our team, it sure's in a spin Just to watch them play is a sin From the wrong defensive scheme Theres so much fucked up on this team I don't even know where to begin In 06 the "same old Jets" were dead In 07 they've reared their ugly head And If Mr. Eric Does not heed these lyrics Then we'll pick up someone else instead.
The life and times of a Jets fan Are often not easy to bear To be a Pats fan is easy They celebrate wins weekly I bet Eric wishes he'd stayed there
These poems plain suck Not even five, seven, five Okay, then. Go Jets? Vilma need to go. Mister Hobson oh so slow. Harris play good though!
Look, Chad Pennington! Watch him throw to the sidelines! Fuckin' A! Picked off! Block, Jacob Bender. Just please learn how to pass block. Then you learn run block. Television good! It need camera to work. Belichick does too.
