Batman: "I am really tired, Alfred please fill the bathtub" Alfred: "Sorry Master Bruce, but what's a 'htub'?"
"Two old men were sitting at a bar. The one guy says: "You look familiar, where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland." The guy replied. "Small world." The first guy says: "I'm from Ireland. Where in Ireland?" He asks. "Dublin" He replies. "Dublin." The first guy says: "I'm from Dublin too, small world!" "What high school did you go to?" He asks. "I went to Lafferty class of 53." He replies. "Lafferty class of 53." The first guy says. "So did I, small world!" Another guy walks into the bar and the bartender says: "Hi Joe." And Joe says: "Hi, so what's new?" The bartender replies: "Not much, the Murphy twins are drunk again...."
