Dr. Ruth Vestheimer "VAT is the difference between a Ritz and a cunnilinguist? Zat is easy: one is a snack cracker, vile ze other is a crack snacker." .
A bunch of sperm are going through a womans body, the two sperm out front are friends. One of them is having a tough time, he's sweating, he's huffing puffing. He turns to his buddy and says 'Man I'm dying over here are we almost at the egg?' His buddy looks at him and says 'Egg? We're not even close, we just passed the tonsils!'
Q: What's the difference between a group of clever pygmies and a woman's track team? A: One's a bunch of cunning runts. .
* taken from another thread * Q: What's the difference between Brittney Griner and a bowling ball? A: If your life absolutely depended on it you could eat a bowling ball. .
Q: What's the difference between a hardcore lesbian feminist and a beluga whale? A: 35 pounds and a flannel shirt. .
