That is what Tivo is for, homie. LOL Actually I'll probably only drink like 12 beers, so I won't be that Tanked. Just ready.
In my day 12 beers was childsplay. That's the trouble with today's Generation Jets, they don't know how to party. You're supposed to start off the day with Bloody Mary's... 50% Smirnoffs and 50% tomato juice. You hit a little weed along the way before smoothing it out with beers on top of that. A little food, then some shots... then another dubie, then some beers to wash it all down. NOW you're ready to head for your seat. But you've got to bring in more beer under your coat too, so you can sit in the stands and really party. By halftime you can't keep up with the score and by 3rd quarter you're hoping that stupid Dolphins fans starts something so you can punch out his lights for him. Now THAT's a Jets game! What's the score? Shit, I never knew, I couldn't even tell you who ran the ball on that last play, which is why I don't behave that way any more.
