First game rust?

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Learning: Cuttlefish can learn from their experiences and retain mental sharpness as they age. They've been observed to pass an aquatic version of the marshmallow test, where they forgo a small reward for a larger one later.

    Problem-solving: Cuttlefish are capable of solving puzzles and mazes.

    Memory: Cuttlefish have excellent memories that help them guide their future decisions and behaviors.

    Camouflage: Cuttlefish are masters of camouflage.

    Communication: Cuttlefish can communicate through their skin patterns.

    Self-control: Cuttlefish have shown advanced self-control, similar to chimpanzees and crows, and can wait up to 130 seconds for their preferred food.

    Shame: stinkyb sticks cuttlefish on a hook to catch other fish
     
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  2. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    How many second round picks would you trade for a cuttlefish?
     
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  3. Ralebird

    Ralebird Well-Known Member

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    Well, if the damn cuttlefish are so freakin' smart why don't they just tell him?

    Or take him out?
     
  4. WarriorRB28

    WarriorRB28 Well-Known Member

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    Talent-wise the 2024 Jets ARE a loaded team. In the NFL the talent gap between teams isn't something crazy.

    I can't imagine them losing to the Patriots in their home opener. Now that Belichick is gone. No way. That would be something soooo far out there even by SOJ standards.

     
  5. WarriorRB28

    WarriorRB28 Well-Known Member

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    They weren't ready to play.

    The gameplan sucked ass. The Jets had no answers. The Jets were caught off guard by how physical the Niners played?

    That's on Coach Saleh and co.

    There could be something to the Jets preseason thing this is the Jets starters 'preseason'? Unfortunately these games count.

    It could be a bit before their conditioning is up to par? The Jets defensive starters conditioning should be ahead of the offense starters the 49ers had them on the field for most of the game.

    So this Tennessee game is the Jets starters second 'preseason' game? We'll see.



     
  6. stinkyB

    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    Cuttlefish: stays on hook and magically turns into snapper and triggerfish...not that I know how that relates to the JETS, who are bad at learning, problem solving, camoflauge and self control..... actually maybe they do need a cuttlefish as HC. :D
     
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  7. KWJetsFan

    KWJetsFan Well-Known Member

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    I'm all for a cuttlefish replacing Saleh as HC now.
     
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