El Diablo!

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  1. Jeti

    Jeti Well-Known Member

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    Sanchez has played in 6 career playoff games, completed 60% of his passes in the those playoff games, he has 9 TD's and 3 INT's and the difference is 6
     
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    Jeti Well-Known Member

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    I've solved it

    Remember how everyone said the Timmons hit on Sanchez killed our momentum

    check this out

    The hit happened on 3rd and 3- 3+3=6

    The Steelers had 6 points

    There was 13:46 left in the quarter- 1+3=4, 4+6=10, 10-4=6

    6-6-6
     
    #42 Jeti, Oct 10, 2012
  3. june19

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    Mark 6 :D

    Sent from my SGH-T999 using Tapatalk 2
     
    #43 june19, Oct 10, 2012
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  6. Will-I-Am-Not

    Will-I-Am-Not Well-Known Member

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    And Nick Mangold is number 74, and 7 + 4 =11, and 7-11 is where Nick likes to buy his microwave hot dogs and Slurpees. Eerie stuff!


     
    #46 Will-I-Am-Not, Oct 10, 2012
  7. cobrien

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    How freaking strange it is that we have discovered this 6 shit going into week 6 ?????
     
    #47 cobrien, Oct 10, 2012
  8. rjmac

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    Sanchez's 66th NFL game will be in hell on earth, the arizona desert.

    /stolen post btw
     
    #48 rjmac, Oct 10, 2012
  9. kubernetes

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    Alright, this is officially the best thread evar.
     
    #49 kubernetes, Oct 10, 2012
  10. Combustible Rextible

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    There is a band (not a great band at all) named "Sanchez, the Devil & the Hierophant." Don't believe me? http://sancheztdth.bandcamp.com/

    I'm not going to pretend to be smarter than I am so had to look up hierophant which is apparently a person who brings religious congregants into the presence of that which is deemed holy.

    So if Sanchez is Sanchez and Tebow is the Hierophant, that only leaves one reasonable conclusion as to who the devil must be. It must be the one who wears sunglasses at night and controls them both!!! Seriously, would anyone be that surprised...
     
    #50 Combustible Rextible, Oct 10, 2012
  11. Barry the Baptist

    Barry the Baptist Hello son, would you like a lolly?
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    They should have heeded the advice and not masqueraded with the guy in shades
     
    #51 Barry the Baptist, Oct 10, 2012
  12. LongIslandBlitz

    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    oh shit ur right he does wear 99, it all keeps adding up
     
    #52 LongIslandBlitz, Oct 10, 2012
  13. LongIslandBlitz

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    wow it gets even better,awsome point its all the evidence i need, Mark Sanchez is offically the devils son
     
    #53 LongIslandBlitz, Oct 10, 2012
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    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    someones gotta notify the ny post about this lol they will have a field day, or someone call Skip Bayless
     
    #54 LongIslandBlitz, Oct 10, 2012
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    LongIslandBlitz Well-Known Member

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    Tim Tebow is number 15 and he sits behind Mark Sanchez. 5+1=6
     
    #55 LongIslandBlitz, Oct 10, 2012
  16. MoWilkShakes

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    now if Mark could somehow end the season with 66.6 completion percentage that would be black magic.
     
    #56 MoWilkShakes, Oct 10, 2012
  17. SienaSaints

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    Or a less funny more serious note, Revelations says that there will be 4 horses signifying the apocalypse, and the anti-christ will be worshiped by the masses as a false idol.

    ESPN = the vehicle for the worshiping

    Who knew that the Anti-Chris would come as a football player and not a political leader. Good thing I do not worship the anti-christ Tebow and know that he cannot play football.

    You would think that the anti-christ could actually throw the ball.

    Also, Tim Tebow lost 6 games as a starting QB at Florida.
     
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  18. Sloup

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    If Tim Tebow was Satan, I would laugh all the way to hell.

    That said, the odds seem to be slim to none.
     
    #58 Sloup, Oct 11, 2012
  19. Danny@ATL

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    He threw 1 touchdown worth 6 points.
     
    #59 Danny@ATL, Oct 11, 2012
  20. TNJet

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    Mark's actual value to the team in USD=$6.66
     
    #60 TNJet, Oct 11, 2012
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