Knock Knock Who's There? Candygram... http://video.aol.com/video-detail/saturday-night-live-season-1-land-shark/1415496980
I hate the Dolphins more than any sports team, but they still got us beat because the Jets play in Giants f*ckin Stadium. God it irritates me. I also enjoy Landshark and know I gotta associate it with the piece of shit Dolphins everytime I drink it.
Ha! Landshark. That's what we call one of my friends. He creeps around at bars and clubs and stalks his prey. When he sees these girls getting drunk on their own or off of other guys buying them drinks, he waits for an opening, closes in and seals the deal. If that doesn't work, he sits outside at parking lots and waits for the really drunk bitches to leave the bar/club after last call. He preys on these girls and offers rides home for a tug job in his car. Kid is the definition of a Landshark.
Hard to believe, but it got gayer: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d810390ec/Landshark-Stadium
I liked the toy trucks. They made such a nice crunching sound when I backed over them in the driveway. I did this about once a week during the mid 1990's.
I could care less what the Jets / anyone decide's to name their home stadium. That's not the reason I follow football, and it has no effect what so ever on the Miami Dolphins as a team. Making a mockery of someone's stadium name is just down right ridiculous in my opinion. That is unless you're around 6-10 years old....