No offense taken, and thanks for the post, it confirms how I have felt for years. Concerning the OP, now that I have read it a few times, it sounds like he got shot down on his initial approach, and reverted to the backup flight plan, maybe even a call girl. At least we can assume he isn't gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Hell yeah, especially when the chimp is picking his nose and fondling his genital region simultaneously. Edit: I had to try that to see if it was possible. It is!
Mark is such a baller, player on and off the field. If I was a chick I would start to hang out at the Moderne more. shit I might tell my sister to go there