Can our corners hold Moss to only 5 touchdowns? (Pats Anti-Karma)

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  1. JUNJOBX2199

    JUNJOBX2199 New Member

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    sure there will be some fly routes for Moss here and there but I think he will be mainly be used as a decoy to draw the doulble team or get the safty to bite or get out of position and then brady will exploit the middle of the field !
     
  2. FrankTheTank

    FrankTheTank New Member

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    tom brady will be removed from the game in the third quarter after throwing for 10 td's and will be replaced by his new born baby son john edward thomas brady. Jet brady will go on to throw for 15 tds and make eric mangini change his diaper.
     
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    So far, sir, you seem to be the winnar. But you lack a final score.
     
  4. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    I'll hold my breath until the Jets win this one. Viking funeral pyre to follow. Heh, that floated my inner saucy.
     
  5. WhiteShoeWillis

    WhiteShoeWillis Well-Known Member

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    Very good, but you forgot to mention that his new baby JET will bless him with a life long winning streak against the Jets.
     
  6. Joeyd223

    Joeyd223 New Member

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    Dont worry there is nothing to worry about. If it gets out of hand ill suit up an cover randy moss... Ill just make sure wen im covering him I do it with a baseball bat an i make sure i use that 5 yard contact rule to the fullest...
     
  7. jaywayne12

    jaywayne12 Well-Known Member

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    If it were an away game I would say dont bother showing..but its home...and its like right down the block right?

    While I would be happy holding Moss to only 6td receptions..its his rushing receptions that have me even more nervous.

    An outstanding Ex Jet head coach once announced the most famous words in football history...when he shouted these words...the football world came to a complete hault and players and coaches had to look in the mirror...a good hard look..and change their approach to this great game.

    He said "YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME".

    I just have to believe he wasnt thinking about matchups like the one we are facing this Sunday.

    Hopefully it will be quick an painless....God willing.
     
  8. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    Your completely wrong. The pats will spread the ball around. Expect all three of thier backs to run for over 100 yards, including 198 by Faulk.
     
  9. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    Super fan 1: "So uhhh, whats the socre of the game gonna be sunday?"

    SF2: " Da Pats 92 Da Jets -11"

    SF1: "-11?"

    SF2: "Belichick will find a way"
     
  10. EarlytoRise

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    Opening kickoff to Justin Miller. Miller returns the kickoff inside the Pats 5 yd. line but in a moment of premature celebration has the ball knocked out of his hands, and it is then returned 99 yds for a Pats score. Miller pulls up limp and ends up missing the rest of the game. Belichick then decides to go for an onside kick which is recovered by the Pats. The Jets offense doesn't see the field until the 2nd quarter as Brady gives Chad a clinic on 3 yd. passes and ball control finishing the 1st quarter with a 14-0 lead. Mangini then blames everything on Pennington and sends Kellen into the game where he is promptly devoured by the Pats D. Interception returned for a TD 21-0 Pats. In a state of absolute panic TGG.com and the ongoing battle of Chad lovers vs. Kellen advocates is responsible for an East coast blackout and State of Emergency for the NY area. "Due to terrorist threats," President Bush says, "the game between the Jets and Patriots is now over."

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  11. Bill

    Bill New Member

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    Clearly you mean all of their backs to run for over 100 yards. Quarterbacks, Fullbacks, Running backs, D Backs, Line Backers, and even their security guy who tells fans to "Stay back!"

    That's like, over 1000 yards no problem.
     
  12. jetophile

    jetophile Bruce Coslet's Daughter

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    My skinny azz will play C. My uniform and equipment will weigh more than me, and everyone will do what Mama says and not touch me. Just because. My head will be wobbling and battling my oversized brain within my helmet just like Pee Wee Football, and I'll fall flat on my back with the weight of it. "Don't touch it! It's lethal!" I'll shoot death rays across the field with my mind, and we all go home happy. I'm thinking this is a plan.
     
  13. Exit 117

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    As if rubbing it in our faces with Vinny T. wasn't enough, once they're up by about 80 or 90 points, they're going to bring in Namath (who was signed to a 1-game contract) to kneel the clock out. And then retire #12 for the Patriots in Namath's honor. Brady? He takes the hit to spite the Jets.
     
  14. RobA

    RobA 2005-2007 TGG.com Most Optimistic Award Winner

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    Moss won't even have 50 recieving yards.
     
  15. Twombles

    Twombles Active Member

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    Haha good one. Da Patss

    ^ Rob, once again, you've totally missed the point of this thread.

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