BREAKING NEWS: Te'o's Dark Secret

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  1. HardHitta

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    Francesa is a fucking buffoon who gets made fun of by everyone.

    As for Te'o, the gay thing makes sense. He's gay but he doesn't want people to know so to not have his friends ponder about how a star football player at Notre Dame isn't hooking up with any girls he makes up this shit about that he has a girlfriend but she's sick and they only talk over the phone, computer etc. but now his lie has back fired and he's pretty much fucked.
     
  2. CleveSteve

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    poke a poopoo? seriously?
     
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You obviously do not know how to pronounce the Hawaiian alphabet.

    Ignorant haole.
     
  4. ajax

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    I've been wondering about that myself. My opinion is that he'd keep the award as long as he insists that he was duped. He'd play the victim card when it came to this award. Stating he's already paying his dues with public shame.
     
  5. CleveSteve

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    Silly me, how could i ever pronounce it that way. I must be an a-hole.
     
  6. ajax

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    Ah but that's a separate argument. I was only responding to a poster stating his desire to draft Te'o is determined on Te'o honesty in this matter.

    When it comes to talent, he did look exposed against Alabama. Some people say he never stood a chance because everybody in front of him was blown away. As for myself, I was reserving judgement until he played in some of these senor bowls. Unfortunately, he's decided to skip it.
     
  7. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You spelled it wrong.
     
  8. ajax

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    I've tried googling it and I'm struggling to find more information. Do you mean that fake girlfriend is a common tactic used by young gay males in Hawaii to avoid social scrutiny?

    Is the Hawaiin culture more on the conservative side when it comes to social acceptance on these issues?
     
  9. abyzmul

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    Has more to do with the Mormon Church than the Hawaiian culture.

    And the poka pupu'i thing is not something they want anyone to know about.
     
  10. CleveSteve

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    I had to try about six or seven different translation resources to find that. :lol:
     
  11. CleveSteve

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    as far as the poka pupu'i thing, this was as close as I could find to any of it.

    poka = bullet
    poka = mime (military)
    poka = shot


    popo'i = stopper


    pupu = hors d'oeuvre
    pupu = relish
    pupu = seashell
    pupu = shell
    pupu = snack


    'i'o = flesh
    'i'o = genuine
    'i'o = meat
    'i'o = muscle
    'i'o = really

    I can post the link after a couple more posts if anyone is interested... I'm not at 50 yet.
     
  12. Red Menace

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    Gotcha..unless they are injured, none of these guys should skip senior bowls. Too much drama with this guy, not the reason I would not draft him as you know, but too much drama, almost Tebowesque.
     
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  14. Diddy

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    This is why the Tebow handlers are so concerned of his "image". If he pulled shit like this it would be nuclear.
     
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    If you are doing the right things you don't have to worry about your image.
     
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    The biggest theory I see is that it started as a hoax and he didn't know and then he went along with it once he found out. Who knows, crazy.

    Plaschke on Around the Horn made a good points, ND didn't reach out to Te'o to honor the family, give them tickets, and look into it? They knew about the hoax and let reporters ask questions about the girlfriend death before the BCS championship even though they knew it was not true.
     
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    Honestly, who gives a shit.

    Can the guy play football? If he can, great. If he can't, sucks.
     
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    i mean its more than that with t'eo. hes the ILB, the "quarterback" of the defense. his leadership qualities are one of the reasons why he's rated so high. this has more effects then you might think. i wouldn't want my "quarterback" of the defense to be a nation wide renowned liar
     

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