Ben Graham- Probowl Bound

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  1. Floydian

    Floydian Banned

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    You know...after reconsidering Grahams contribution...and factoring in how great he is at place holding...I think he's not only Pro-Bowl worthy, but is in fact on his way to Canton
     
  2. fenwyr

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    2 things...

    The chic in your sig is sweet. Also, if you're going to the pro bowl, and Ben actually makes it, will you be sporting his jersey?
     
  3. DaBallhawk

    DaBallhawk Well-Known Member

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    if you want to figure out who the best punter is just look at their following stats:

    - netto average
    - in 20s
    - touchbacks
    - % returned

    shane lechler already has 7 touchbacks (only 11 inside the 20). thats below average. his netto average is 38.x, also pretty average.

    mcbriar isnt really better than lechler. 10 inside the 20 with 5 touchbacks. and even worse 20 of his 30 punts have been returned and that tells you his hangtime isnt great (or that the cowboys have slow special teamers who cant get to the punt returner in time :grin: ).
     
  4. Floydian

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    I think James Dearth should be in the pro-bowl as the long snapper...he's great!!
     
  5. Italian Seafood

    Italian Seafood New Member

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    Haha, no. If Graham is our only rep I'll have to fake it with my old Ken O'Brien jersey or finally find a use for the Boomer one I got for Christmas two days after his last game as a Jet.

    And the chick I stole right off the Jets website, it's not even a Photoshop job, unless they did it.
     
  6. Twombles

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    representing our country well big Benny
     
  7. Floydian

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    No offense but...anyone who's not found passed out in a ditch with his finger inside a kangaroo and 12 open Foster keg cans scattered about represents your country well

    :smile:
     
  8. Twombles

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    u fu**ing c*nt
     
  9. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Wow, I'm impressed- you contribute nothing but can still form complete sentences.

    What's the matter? Do the big boys beat you up on the playground- take your agression out on here?

    Since you're the new kid and have yet to write anything of note, why don't you take some time and put something magnificent together? Still thinking? Yeah, keep thinking, because I'm sure you'll come up with something...What's that, your favorite color is red, ok build upon that....

    Until then, you're officially my property- owned....
     
  10. jetsaholic1094

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    Um, just because you put "No offense" and a smiley at the end, doesn't mean it isn't offensive or insulting. Sort of like saying: Floydian's mom likes to jerk off the dog while taking it from his tranny sister. No offense.
     
  11. Floydian

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    While you make some points that may or not be true I have to say that your declaration of ownership over me is ill-conceived and premature.

    I can guarantee you that I"m twice the man you are...twice the intellect you are...and twice the debator you are.
     
  12. Floydian

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    Sarcasm and wit and escape you:beer:
     
  13. Bomber

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    Think Graham should be looking at doing the kick offs for the Jets: we are losing field position big time with the little fella, and if you have a leg like Graham's on your roster, you really should use it at every opportunity.
     
  14. Kris 15

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    Lechler has a higher average because the Raiders offense has sucked and he punts with a lot of field in front of him. Graham has had to kick a lot of short punts because the offense would stall midfield. He has the most punts inside the 20 in the AFC.

    McBriar is in the NFC, so who cares.
     
  15. jetsaholic1094

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    If your going to be insulting people's intelligence, you should at least try to make sense.
     
  16. Kris 15

    Kris 15 Well-Known Member

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    But half the speller. I'm sorry, I'm not one to ever point out spelling mistakes, but when one is busy patting themselves on the back over their apparent intelligence, they better not slip up.
     
  17. silent scream

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    Such manliness and intellect that you find the need to troll a message board. Grow the fuck up.

    You bring nothing to this thread so fuck your intellect.
     
  18. highflyer

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    I'll ignore what's been said in this thread because it's not nice to pay out on fucktards but yes I would be very happy if Graham went to the probowl :up:
     
  19. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

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    I too would be rapt if Big Ben makes it. I have noticed he has been in a situation this year where he has to only punt 35- 40 yards because of field position. He has 15 inside 20 punts this season.

    Floydian, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
     
  20. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    Bring it on little man. Where do we start? Employment, net worth? Own or rent? Stability/family?

    OK, having just ended our telephone call I'll summarize for those on the board who couldn't listen in:

    Employment-
    Koz, gainfully employed, Fortune 300, grad school x 2.
    Floydian- I heard what I thought was "Eye Technician" during our call, but then corrected myself when I heard it the second time around, "Fry Technician"- and by the way, the fries were wayyyyyyyyyy too greasy last time- correct yourself or we'll have to pull you off the Friday night shift...

    Net worth-
    Koz, More in a year than you'll make in a lifetime...
    Floydian, Well, there's something to be said for for longevity- not everyone could hack it at Burger King for 9 years straight- even during the Whopper shortage of '00. To think, you blamed it on Y2K. Naive little boy...

    Own or Rent-
    Koz, own, of course.
    Floydian- yes I realize that you own a stack of Maxim's from the first issue date, but we're talking about home ownership- equity. No, Mom's place doesn't count, even if she gives you the run of the basement and pretends to not hear you "shaking hands with the unemployed" while watching Skinemax.

    Stability/Family-
    Koz- couldn't be better, while spending time with his wife and child doesn't find the time to instigate on-line pissing matches, but does find the time to put together a clever retort.
    Floydian-Getting your cousin Ruthie drunk so you can look up her skirt doesn't count.

    As I was saying, you're owned....

    Dismissed....
     
    #40 KOZ, Oct 30, 2006
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