Baseless judgments made from Twitter tweets

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  1. TheCoolerGlennFoley

    TheCoolerGlennFoley Well-Known Member

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    Keller actually seems like a cool guy. Gotta love someone challening anyone in connect 4.
     
  2. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    Yo, you really cut a bro, man. We're locker buddies, that's almost brothers, man, legal blood tie brothers, if I'm correctly mistaken or not. You know I hurt like a real DavidClowney87.com, you know? Check me for news, updates and tears of a clowney, muthafucka
     
  3. jets_fan_in_fishtown

    jets_fan_in_fishtown Active Member

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    clowney has to be one of the stupidest people alive.

    way to go florida public schools (not a surprise)
     
  4. The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight Well-Known Member

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    :lol: Hilarious thread.
     
  5. vilmatic

    vilmatic Active Member

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    Minutes later: "Hello, Home Depot, I'd like seventeen tons of sand delivered, please. And I'll need some sort of chute to funnel it into my bedroom - you think I can vacuum that up later? Oh and, do you have any experience with moving Florham Park into the ocean?"

    So he's got a groupie taht wants to sex him. Personally, I'm not into that, but I will allow that sex ain't a bad thing, HOWEVER: he is conducting his pathetically transparent bedroom talk over a feed that goes out to at LEAST 1000 people. Then, as if that weren't stupid enough, he answers good sex, not good conversation? I mean, fine, you are horny and can't bother with the long con, fine, but do you really want to land yourself a fat, pimply shutin with the subtlety of a preadolescent frat boy AND cut off all the women with IQs over 60 who might or might not have been at that 24hr Mickey Ds just waiting. Well played, DavidClowney87.com, well played.
     
  6. KOZ

    KOZ Totally Addicted

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    I really, really hate David Clowney. The guy has to be the dumbest person walking the face of this earth.
     
  7. Mickey Shuler 82

    Mickey Shuler 82 New Member

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    ...if not the dumbest, certainly the loudest.
     
  8. Mambo9

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    You all forgot James Ihedigbo :p!
    Not that I think he is a good player and I don't know if he'll make the 53 man roster but at least he seems like a good guy looking at the stuff he writes on twitter... and he's concentrted about getting better which is always a good thing...
     
  9. TheCoolerGlennFoley

    TheCoolerGlennFoley Well-Known Member

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    I started off the offseason hoping Clowney would develop into a starter on the other side of Cotchery but now I'm almost hoping he gets cut.
     
  10. MBGreen

    MBGreen Banned

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    I think there's a chance that Clowney and kobeskool share the same mother......what a fucking moron.
     
  11. Mambo9

    Mambo9 Well-Known Member

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    I've seen on NFL.com that Scott uses twitter (his nickname is like madbacker or something) wwhy not adding him up?

    I like how Clowney is on Holiday in Spain while Stuckey is working his ass off :p geez.. i wonder who i'll root for...
     
  12. TommyGreen

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    David Clowney 07/05/2009 04:19 PM ET
    Long day,...Partical work out,.. left this morning and both phones were dead and left camera in my hotel room by accident


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    Holy shit. Does ANYONE give a fuck?
     
  13. JetFanInMD

    JetFanInMD New Member

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    You don't suppose he was talking about a workout with the super conducting supercollider thingy they've got over in Europe do ya?

    Nah....
     
  14. guinness77

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    Some of these posts are the funniest things I've ever read. Whoever wrote about Feely spending too much time with his kids and the responses to said post are the best of the lot.
     
  15. TommyGreen

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    Holy shit... Clowney's been busy:

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 08:15 AM ET
    Thanks bro but its tomorrow RT @NickSpano: @davidclowney happy bday bro....DW

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 08:14 AM ET
    This is a fake goodmorning cause I woke up to use the bathroom. Took the dogs outside now I'm going back to sleep

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 03:19 AM ET
    Go to sleep bighead RT @MissErika: is anyone awake? im up and im lonely...

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 03:01 AM ET
    Watching a movie RT @URSPOILEDBRAT: @d avidclowney y da hell r u awake?

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 03:01 AM ET
    Lol RT @MissAtlanta2005: @davidclowney word on the skreet is u gonna be blowin' BIKES out on ya bday...any truth to that

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 02:15 AM ET
    Your breath i know RT @MissAtlanta2005: @davidclowney where's my toothpaste nig! I gotta lotta shit i'm gonna be talking 2 yo ass! man down!

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 02:11 AM ET
    Lol hummmm sounds like a private convo RT @MissAtlanta2005: @davidclowney gasp!! wht u gon get right lol!?

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 02:07 AM ET
    Cant its my job :) RT @MissAtlanta2005: RT @davidclowney: She so specail (ed) <~~lol leave me alone?–

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 02:00 AM ET
    Sit down somewhere RT @URSPOILEDBRAT: VERY STRESSFUL DAY

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 02:00 AM ET
    She so specail (ed) RT @MissAtlanta2005: OMG I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS 2A!?!??!?!?!?!?

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 01:04 AM ET
    Thanks sweet heart RT @JAZANTI: Wow he is amazing! RT @davidclowney: my boy DEBO ,.. http://twitpic.com/9j8l7

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 01:03 AM ET
    Its good,.. All i been playing RT @JoeScarpone: @davidclowney you have fight night 4? how is it? im thinkin about getting it

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 12:57 AM ET
    Im more of a big mac guy RT @BroncosItaly: @davidclowney what do you think of McDonald's Angus Burgers? I just had one tonight: mushroom

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 12:55 AM ET
    my boy DEBO ,.. http://twitpic.com/9j8l7

    David Clowney 07/07/2009 12:49 AM ET
    Getting better RT @ATastyBurgerr: @davidclowney How's Fight Night goin?

    David Clowney 07/06/2009 11:53 PM ET
    Never hit 5000 followers RT @kristi_moore: @davidclowney when does voting begin for the charity that you are going to be donating to?

    David Clowney 07/06/2009 11:52 PM ET
    That Gotta Have You is off the hook cuz RT @pleasurep: vote for your favorite track off the album @ http://www.pleasurepmusic.com

    David Clowney 07/06/2009 11:16 PM ET
    RT @davidclowney: Want to say THANK YOU to CHAD PENNINGTON for donating $2500 to The DAVID CLOWNEY FOUNDATION

    David Clowney 07/06/2009 09:44 PM ET
    Palm beach county RT @breesmom222: I'm in s florida where is ur foundation at @davidclowney



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    :lol:
     
  16. KOZ

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    David Clowney- please jump off a bridge headfirst.
     
  17. Attackett

    Attackett Well-Known Member

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    Seems pretty obvious that you do?

    Seriously question though. Who is worse the 24-26 year old football player that uses twitter like the rest of the 20s age group or the nobody that follows their every breath and makes fun of it over a football message board? Hmm..
     
  18. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Hahaha, I'll be the first to question all of the love Clowney got for that Browns preseason game, but I don't get the hate for the guy. Yeah, he's dumb. He's a football player.
     
  19. The Uniform Bomber

    The Uniform Bomber Spivey's Agent

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    Yeah, on TGG's main page today, the Twitter section had several updates from Clowney, one of them that said he hadn't slept in 2 days because he'd been partying.

    After reading the Bart Scott article, I wonder if Clowney will ever get it...
     
  20. vilmatic

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    Would like to say more, but can't talk now, gotta go out and par-tay!
     

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