Agony of Da Feet: Deadspin announces Ryan Family Foot Fetish

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What's your take on the foot fetish videos?

  1. I'm fine with it/whatever/it's awesome!

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  2. Embarrassing/not cool

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  1. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    ^^^^ No missionary for them.
     
  2. Lynkx

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    Fair enough about the car, but I highly doubt any woman with white pants and a green shirt is related to the Jets organization.

    It's really sad that the media has to give this guy shit over it. As i've said a couple times, it's not like these are videos of Rex banging his wifes feet.
     
  3. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    1- the retired FBI agent the jets use to vet out new hires has just been called into woody's office.

    2- i think al michaels was filming this.

    3- tanny will never wear sandles with white socks to work ever again.

    4- it all started when michelle asked rex to wear that wig to bed.

    5- they don't call it 'foot' ball for nothin
     
  4. sozopol

    sozopol Well-Known Member

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    The Times picked it up.

    http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/201.../AP-FBN-Jets-Ryan-Videos.html?_r=1&ref=sports

    Here are some good quotes

    and

     
  5. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    My guess is she was coming out for a sunny day at the park supporting the big guy (hence the garb), and they decided to have a lark on the way back to the hotel.

    BFD.

    Who in the world hasn't been with their SO and...stopped of for a moment?
     
  6. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    Attaboy.

    No more Mevi$ for you.
     
  7. Talisman

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    Strange that this is what ends up knocking that terrible nickname from your fingetips
     
  8. MadBacker Prime

    MadBacker Prime THE Dead Rabbit

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    Since Rex is known for his personality anyway he should've said something like, "You've seen my wife's feet now, wouldn't you obsess over them too?"

    I felt bad seeing Rex like that, I'm glad the players are voicing their support.
     
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    Hhaha, funny stuff!
     
  10. Sundayjack

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    Holy crap. Where've YOU been, man?

    Navy still?
     
  11. Hemi

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    Some of you are picking this apart like it's the Zapruder film.

    Others want to fire a guy for having a fetish.

    I say relax.
     
  12. Carl Spacklers Grass

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    I think the Jets will rally around Rex's love for kinky shit.

    thats kind of a joke but I'm also kinda serious. good to hear Revis voice his support and hopefully this sets a precedent among the players.
     
  13. TommyJ

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    i say relax too. i mean who gives a flyin' flank steak about this? he digs his wife's
    feet. i wish i felt the same, my wife's feet are about as worn out as an elephants
    toenail. it's not like he got caught soaked in lamp oil, wearing a dress and being whipped by a monkey.
    jets win in chicago this weekend, i feel it, i feel it.
     
  14. Jtuds

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    So who read the weird shit on the swinger site profile?
     
  15. Talisman

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    Just wanted to put this nonsense line of thinking to rest:

    http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2010/12/jets_organization_players_back.html
     
  16. Phizzy

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    It appears that the ALT.com profile is legit, not something someone just put together recently to embarrass the Ryans. The Wayback Machine has an archived version of the profile from February 2008 (screenshot of the page: img822.imageshack.us/img822/6942/altscreenshot.jpg). It was essentially the same as it is now, with some notable differences:

    • The couple in the profile was a "Gold Member" of ALT.com at that time.
    • Activities Enjoyed, which now says "Prefer not to say", had a large list of activities, some very bizarre, most I can't list here. A couple of the more benign activities listed were "Podophilia (Foot Fetish)" and "Making Home "Movies"" :lol:.
    Of course, we can't say for sure that this is a profile of the Ryans, but the profile name (ihaveprettyfeet), location and birth dates (although interchanged) would highly suggest that it is. It would seem too coincidental not to be the Ryans.
     
  17. Jtuds

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    He also apparently want his wife to get fisted and a lot of other stuff
     
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    Since he's into swinging, I wonder if Rex ever let his players bang his wife. That could be a good motivational tool.

    Fuckup on the field and you have to bang his wife and let him fist you. Ouch!

    Seriously tho, it's pathetic how the media focuses on things like this. It has nothing to do with anything. In my mind how they are acting is much worse than anything Rex did or does. Anything a married couple does together is their business, no matter how twisted.

    Rex is a fiery, dirty, crazy, wild kind of guy. I like that.

    Also, I would bang his wife and maybe let him bang mine, but only for season tix.
     
  20. Cakes

    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    Jeez, again? What's with you, man?
     

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