Adam Case should have interrupted him and said he has a playoff mandate for himself and for the team. Fuck it, we need some of Rex's energy. The team would love that. Talk winning into existence. It's worked before.
Oh, yeah, that would have worked: GASE: "Shut up, you fucking nitwit, You don't have the balls for a playoff mandate, but I do. And I don't care what you or your half-wit brother say 'cause neither of you two losers knows shit about football."
He's 150% better on the phone without Johnson and Mac around. They should have just done the presser this way. MUCH better.
That press conference was awful. Gase was fine but you have to wonder about a Billion dollar corporation that makes its money on TV production putting on such a low budget, low energy media event. It's the NY Jets, I've seen high school productions with more energy, fun and interest than whatever the fuck that was. Mac looked like a hostage, Johnson looked like the Zoloft kicked in. Gase, with the ugliest tie I ever saw at least had the look of a serial killer who was two weeks behind his scheduled next kill. The guys intensity is off the charts. I'm not sure if this is going to work but I'm already scared shit of Gase. If he told me to seal the edge, I'm sealing the edge.
He looks like a mad scientist...hopefully he can create something amazing with this squad. Especially our boy Sam
Do they Drug test coaches? Gase looked WIRED! You'd think Mac would look like that with all that damn Dunkin' Donuts he drinks...
My feelings exactly. He was on top of things and his explanation on Sams two games against the Phins was incredibly insightful. You can tell he lives and breaths formations and football schemes.
Seriously. How does Gase recover from this? The Internet is exploding. My wife, who hates football, called me from work and asked what's up this creepy new coach. The players and team officials are seeing all this stuff on the news and on social media. How can the players keep a straight face at team meetings? Will team employees snicker as he passes them in the hallways? Think about the first time he gets pulled over for speeding. The cops will think he's an escaped mental patient with this delusion that he's a professional football coach. "Sure you are, buddy, and I'm Dick Tracy." Selfishly, I live only two miles from Florham Park, and I see players and team officials in restaurants and stores etc. around town. What happens if I run into this guy in Quick-Chek? I know I won't be able to keep a straight face. He'll probably strangle me and hide my body in his basement.
So, if Gase wins a Superbowl, who plays him in the made for TV movie? I would have said Nick Cage, but their has to be another set of crazy eyes out there.
