2023 - Week 16: New York Jets vs Washington Commanders

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Who will win?

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  1. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Don't look now, but Sunday could be the lowest scoring game in NFL history. Hopefully Jets lose 3-0 as we don't need a win but we do need a better draft pick.
     
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  2. jets_fan

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    It wouldn't be the first time these two teams have played a ridiculously low-scoring game. In 1993, the Jets won a 3-0 barnburner against Washington in which, somewhat ironically, our current backup QB's uncle Mark Rypien was 2 of 8 passing for 17 yards coming off the bench in the 4th quarter in relief of Rich Gannon.
     
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  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    0-0 tie and both teams screw their draft status.
     
  4. Ralebird

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    What if the opening kickoff is short and nobody touches it?
     
  5. BrowningNagle

    BrowningNagle Well-Known Member

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    We are good for a safety I think, it’s been a couple weeks. 2-0 win. That’s gotta be a scoragami
     
  6. HomeoftheJets

    HomeoftheJets Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking a 0-0 game until 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter. Rypien, who takes over after Siemian breaks his other leg at halftime, throws a pick six, and Washington goes up 6-0. They botch the extra point snap, and one of our cover guys scoops it up and tries to run it back for 2 points. But he celebrates too early and has the ball get knocked out at the 1. It rolls into the end zone, a Washington player takes it out and then runs back into the end zone where he's tackled. It's a one point safety, and Washington wins 6-1.
     
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    The_Darksider Well-Known Member

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    First one in history - the Jets do have a penchant for doing things the league has rarely or never seen.
     
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  8. The_Darksider

    The_Darksider Well-Known Member

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    Believe it or not there have been 5. Not since 1938.
     
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  9. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    I'll have what he ordered...
     
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    stinkyB 2009 Best Avatar Award Winner

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    I'm thinking I'm going to try and catch some fresh fish for xmas eve dinner instead....
     
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  11. Pepsiguy5

    Pepsiguy5 Well-Known Member

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    my gosh I think I vaguely remember that.
     
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  12. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Jets in full pickle suits on Sunday. This is gonna be brutal to watch them even play on the field nevermind the quality of the game itself.
     
  13. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    We might actually win in that hideous combo. Remember the ugly green pants? Did we ever lose in those things?
     
  14. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Not sure. Always started to puke before the game was over. Those pickle suits are worse than the color rush leprechaun ones.
     
  15. JetsUK

    JetsUK Well-Known Member

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    Looks into my crystal ball *Jets will win now that it is pointless and a promising player will get a serious injury*
     
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  16. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That's very Jetsy, I can see it. I'm not going to say the player I think it is but it's a doozy.
     
  17. Cman68

    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    Breece tears another ACL?
     
  18. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    I don't like the path this thread has taken...

    As long as Testeverde is not in the stadium... we good.
     
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  19. jets_fan

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    I think the pickle suits are a nice touch for the game. A shit team looking like absolute shit on the field. Seems appropriate somehow.

    Not sure if the pickle suits or the white jersey on black pants look is worse, but the only thing that is clear here is that we have no uniform options that even rise to the level of being barely acceptable. Christopher Johnson has a lot to be proud of during his stewardship of the franchise, between Adam Gase and these horrendous uniforms. A real bang up job he did.
     
  20. NY Jets68

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    Play like doggy doo, look like doggy doo.

    I see a pattern here...
     

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