2023 - Week 14: New York Jets vs Houston Texans

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by KY Jets Fan, Dec 4, 2023.

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Who will win?

  1. Jets

    10 vote(s)
    22.7%

  2. Texans

    34 vote(s)
    77.3%
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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    That type of punishment might be worthy of reporting to HR now that I think of it.
     
    #81 abyzmul, Dec 10, 2023
  2. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Every time the Jets get beat this season and Saleh stands on the sideline looking like Kermit the Frog, I remember that episode of Hard Knocks where he is bragging about kicking the Panthers asses during the preseason game.

    This guy is a fucking loser. Watch him get his ass kicked by his "protegé" today.
     
    #82 abyzmul, Dec 10, 2023
  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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  4. Jonathan_Vilma

    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    I’m no Wilson stan but sometimes the kid really can’t catch a break. Of course he returns today and it has to be pouring rain in the forecast all day and he sucks even more in the rain.
     
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  5. The_Darksider

    The_Darksider Well-Known Member

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    I know everyone on this board has nothing but disdain for Facebook, but the sunshine boys are all over the place claiming Zach is going to break out today because the chains have been ripped off and he has nothing to lose. Like the only thing holding him back was some sort of trepidation. Nothing to do with an inability to read or make a decision.
     
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  6. Dierking

    Dierking Well-Known Member

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    Watch the lightbulb go off for Zach just in time to fuck up the Jets draft position.
     
    #86 Dierking, Dec 10, 2023
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  7. The_Darksider

    The_Darksider Well-Known Member

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    No question. None at all, and also spark debate about whether he should return next year.

    But I don't see 350/4 TDs no matter how bright that lightbulb is.
     
    #87 The_Darksider, Dec 10, 2023
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    Savatage Well-Known Member

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    Because we like to humiliate ourselves in public, my wife and are going to our local sports bar here in Delaware to watch the Jets. I'll be sporting my Mo Lewis jersey while the bride will be wearing Leon Washington. Thankfully, they have happy Hour all day on Sundays.
     
    #88 Savatage, Dec 10, 2023
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    Cman68 The Dark Admin, 2018 BEST Darksider Poster

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    That bright light will have to be aimed squarely at the Texans bench and booth. I'd say perhaps 1M lumens should do it..
     
    #89 Cman68, Dec 10, 2023
  10. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Wow, is the game seriously on in 2 hours? Not giving a shit makes the time go way faster.
     
    #90 abyzmul, Dec 10, 2023
  11. Acad23

    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    So a bunch of interceptions?
     
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    Us only being +3 underdogs while playing a team that can actually score at a fairly decent clip seems like a pretty good Houston bet.
     
    #92 Kronoking, Dec 10, 2023
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    Acad23 Well-Known Member

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    We gonna see any Izzy today?
     
    #93 Acad23, Dec 10, 2023
  14. ouchy

    ouchy Well-Known Member

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    Go, fight, win.

    We have unfinished business.

    Be the reason for the season.

    Positive vibes only.

    Save 50% at Geico.

    Ummm, that's all I got.
     
    #94 ouchy, Dec 10, 2023
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  15. Jets69

    Jets69 Well-Known Member

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    Good it will boost his trade value
     
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  16. WarriorRB28

    WarriorRB28 Well-Known Member

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    Should've been a pick 6.

    Great D by the Jets so far.

    Even the offense looked better with Wilson back at QB on the first drive.
     
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    WarriorRB28 Well-Known Member

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    A good, rock solid, entertaining TOTAL TEAM win by the Jets today. Amazing performance by Jets defense to do that to Stroud & the Texans offense.

    If they can play like this next week they can beat Miami.
     
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  18. Yankee6

    Yankee6 Well-Known Member

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    you were pretty close today too besides having the winner wrong.
     
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    Aero Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure two people voted for the Jets to win in the thread poll... after the game ended. Weirdos.
     
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  20. mark82

    mark82 Active Member

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    I enjoyed that. Yay!
     
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