Seriously. There has to be hundreds of them between Long Island and New Jersey. There aren't any interested "professionals" to take the job? Rex might have fixed the football squad, but somehow, this is still the Same Old Jets. FTR: I'm with Exit regarding Michelle. Gina is the only other one I wouldn't kick out of bed in this group. EDIT: And I screwed my vote. That's what you get when you don't read the question.
Gina's actually cute, bad picture. http://www.newyorkjets.com/flight_crew/profile/1384-gina Amanda C is not too bad looking when you look at her other pics. http://www.newyorkjets.com/flight_crew/profile/1491-amanda-c- Linda looks more normal in her other pictures http://www.newyorkjets.com/flight_crew/profile/1383-linda Lauren is just bleh Michelle has too thick of a body, but she's not all that bad. Tia makes me wonder who was smoking crack
Sanchez - USC Cromartie - FSU Gholstone - OSU D'Brickshw- UVA LaDainian - TCU Flight Crew - AKC (I've seen better 'head' on cattle) Gotta say though, that Michelle chick's got a certain c*nty twinkle in her eye. I'd bang her in a N.Y. minute. But that last chick Tia with that 'thing' on her face? ....made me break out in an Austin Powers sweat....."mmmm.....mmmm..m-m-m-m-m-m......MOLE!!!!!.......MOLE!!!!" The coach is fat, funny and arrogant, their Madbacker "team spokesman" is a trash-talking loudmouth, Mike Fatcessa (fat, arrogant but not funny) hates their guts and their cheerleaders are phuckin' mutts---the Jets eff'in rule! They're the Charlestown Chiefs of the NFL. The Raiders and their lame "black hole--look at ME!" vanity case fans? They now cheer in a half-empty stadium for a ship that long since sailed--Raiders of the Lost Ark. Hail to the new pricks on the block: the Jets. Same stadium, big difference: Jet fans wear green Giant fans wear.....plaid. "Enjoying the game Chip?" "Yes, Biff....excellent!.....oh look, there's Ken and Wendy!" Somewhere, Pete Rozelle is probably not diggin' this ... I hate the off-season....sigh....
What's really sad is that I'm looking at the pics of the ones who "win" the "pretty" title, and my thoughts are "Hmmm, yeah, I guess she's not bad." How, in an area of millions of people, can we not put together a dozen hot women? Who really cares if they can dance? Does anyone actually watch them do their routines?
This is the best thread of the offseason so far in my opinion. We got absolutely no depth at cheer leaders. Half of our starters are also down right disappointing. Same Old JETS.
Holy fuck that scared me. That looked like my buddy's sister, and I know she just barely missed out last year. For the record, my buddy's sister is GODAWFUL from neck down.
She was the only one that posed a legitimate threat to the one I put up as I went through the roster.
Nobody wants to cheer for the Jets because they play in a cold weather market, haven't been to the SB in 40 years, and have only had cheerleaders for what 3 years? As such, we are at a competitive disadvantage and the league should step in level the playing field. There should be a cheerleader draft 6 weeks after the player draft. There would be a combine (I'll leave it to someone else to figure out the measurables), stirring interviews ("So. Tell us about your mother"), Pro days, mock drafts, and a cheerleader draft forum. Self-proclaimed experts could prognosticate on how high they think Tina from the USC song team would go taking into account her penchant for late night partying and hooking up with dorky lab nerds. Others would discuss how Debbie's stock dropped when she showed up at the combine with a muffin top. It would be awesome.
My good man ... please speak for yourself only ... I'm 45 and I can still tell what a hot girl is supposed to look like I wouldn't touch these girls with a 10 foot pole. Honestly. I can't believe in the entire tri-state area this is the best we can do. WTF???? I can walk thru the mall near my house and find a dozen girls hotter than this in about 3 minutes.
I still want to know, how is Mandisa/Manhorse/Medusa/Mandika not in this poll? Did the OP find her attractive enough not to include her? Sorry, can't help myself
I agree - however, the hot girls usually have little to no brains, and/or they can't dance unless there is a pole available or 5000 muscle-heads buying them drinks (visions or River Street or Temptations back in the day...)
