Dolphins to Retain Tony Sparano

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  1. JackBower

    JackBower Well-Known Member

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    I know Harbaugh is such a dick for being courted by Miami and not taking the job, staying in The Bay area for his family and taking less money from the 49ers.

    He should be thrown in jail.
     
  2. Sundayjack

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    This has been a pretty good week. The Dawlpfinz throwing stupid money at Cowher and Harbaugh, only to get turned down and have to go groveling back to Tony Sparano with an extension. Honestly, Ross and Ireland would be better off if they let J-Lo and Marc Anthony run the team for a couple years.
     
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    Dolphins just cancelled their press conference that was supposed to announce Sporano's contract extension:

    http://twitter.com/Jeff_Darlington

    They're apparently meeting with Mangini.
     
  4. Sundayjack

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    bahahahahaaa!!!!!
     
  5. LockDown24

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    Boom. Headshot
     
  6. bojanglesman

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    You're fucking kidding...........seriously, you're joking, right?
     
  7. Mr Electric

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    Mangina's being interviewed for a consulting position...because he "knows" the division.
     
  8. deathstar

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    ....

    So Mangini (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah) was for a consultant job (interview cancelled)

    Looks like that press conference was canceled because Morono threatened to quit.

    It's on for tomorrow at noon now...

    WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER.

    GO HEAT!
     
  9. Scoffaveli3

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    For the last time Cowher did not turn the Dolphins down, stop making stuff up
     
  10. Chrisp22

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    Goes from Parcells the consultant to Mangini the consultant.

    How does this Ross guy get his money to own a team anyway?
     
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  11. Antoni

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    Tony is not a great coach but he is a good coach. The real "Moronos" are the retards sitting in the front office. When Tony actually had a decent QB he got the team to an 11-5 season. Yeah, it was a weak schedule, but nonetheless. His input on players weighed somewhere from 0 to 0. He even tried to bench that sack of shit Henne halfway through this season. You can thank the overrated fatass Parcells freelancing for SF right now in part, and the backstabbing Ireland for the other, but using Tony as the lone scapegoat is pathetic.

    Ross is a clown and this has been nothing short of an amateurish 3 ring circus.

    Sundayjack was kidding, but J-Lo and Anthony seriously couldn't fuck this up more than Ross did.

    Youah lawst. Youah LAWST I can't take any moah of dis babble.
     
  12. mj2sexay

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    I guarantee you that faggot Salguero comes up with some way to support the Dolphins organization out of this.
     
  13. Scoffaveli3

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    Jeff Ireland is a good GM, and Tony is an OK coach. You bring up the fact that he succeeded with a good QB but that was because the offense was designed for him. When Henne came in they failed to adjust to his strengths and weaknesses.

    Every Dolphin fan who pays attention knows that Henne really struggles with play action yet they keep calling it. Seriously I wish I had the numbers at hand but he was absolutely pathetic while using play action and his numbers aside from that were good
     
  14. Antoni

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    We don't know how much influence Parcells had over Ireland. He was Parcell's lapdog the entire time Parcells was there. I guess we'll see how well he does on his own this year if he is to remain.

    And I don't care how good Jake Long is, Matt Ryan has his team at 13-3 and has his team with a first round bye and the Dolphins are at home and sending Long to the probowl. They had no balls in that draft.
     
  15. milo

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    All True

    (filler)
     
  17. Mr Electric

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    Bill Cowher didn't give the Gay Sharks a chance. In my opinion, that means he turned them down.

    He doesn't want to work for an organization that's stupid enough to keep someone like Jeff Ireland around.
     
  18. milo

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    or maybe Cowher's mother is a whore and he didn't want his cover blown.
     
  19. Mr Electric

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    Good call.

    Per Bleacher Report:

     
  20. deathstar

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    GO HEAT SCREW THE LOLphins.
     

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