Sanchez on Page Six (again)

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  1. Green Lantern

    Green Lantern Active Member

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    Jets Star Sanchez Boxed In By Woman

    Jets star Mark Sanchez's winning streak is mak ing him even more irresistible to women. Following the blowout over the Bills on Sunday, the star QB was enjoying a celebratory meal at Abe & Arthur's with teammates Braylon Edwards and Dustin Keller, when a woman sidled up uninvited from another table and sat down. "The players were nice at first and chatted with her," said our spy. "But the woman inched closer and closer to a very reluctant and uncomfortable-looking Sanchez. When she refused to leave the table, restaurant management had to step in. She was calmly asked to leave, but she refused, and they brought in se curity to escort her out."
     
  2. rex-N-effects

    rex-N-effects New Member

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    lol can we get a pic of the woman?
     
  3. ukjetsfan

    ukjetsfan Well-Known Member

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    Poor kid. It must be awful having women inch closer and closer to you.
     
  4. dthomas53

    dthomas53 New Member

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    Let's get the pic before we judge. :smile:
     
  5. WW85

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    Better have been drinking Ginger Ale.
     
  6. TommyGreen

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    It would be even funnier if she left her date to sit at Sanchez's table.
     
  7. pats-hater

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    Sanchez is a pimp!!
     
  8. Milliner is your Mommy

    Milliner is your Mommy Well-Known Member

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    Sanchez being pimp nasty just makes me love him that much more.
     
  9. Denny

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    Rock Star status. He better watch out for the golddiggers and the 'I've been raped!" bitches.
     
  10. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    As long as he doesn't go drinking with Rapistberger
     
  11. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    Last time a chick made it that obvious to me that she wanted me to bone her the girl was like 200 lbs. I bet Sanchez was at least getting a 7 throwing herself at him.
     
  12. Hobbes3259

    Hobbes3259 Well-Known Member

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    She did. It was Belichicks mistress.

    He traded Mandy Ross to Minny in time for Monday's game out of spite.
     
  13. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Dude, Im a married RN and I get 8-10s throwing themselves at me all the time. If that's the best Sanchez is getting, hes in trouble.
     
  14. Stracks

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    In related news, Zace also claims to have a 14 inch penis and the ability to fly.
     
  16. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    Waitasecond!! Sanchez didn't escort her away from da table like a gentleman!?! If it had been Mantle or LT dey wooda treeated her like a lady!111

    Da Jets got no class.

    /fatcessa
     
  17. ukilledkenny

    ukilledkenny You bastards!

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    cool story bro!
     
  18. JetRizing89

    JetRizing89 Well-Known Member

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    at least he didnt rape her like roethlisberger
     
  19. Since I was 9

    Since I was 9 New Member

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    LOL way too funny!:beer:
     
  20. zace

    zace Well-Known Member

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    Well it is 14 thanks for noticing. Lol if the best you can get is a 7 then thats on you bro. I don't have that problem.
     

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