On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...and when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck. It looked like this...!
Would anyone care if a celebrity got caught beating off in a movie theater now? I think Amber Heard raised the bar for poor celebrity behavior into the stratosphere.
