"So, Coach, will your team take a look at Kolb?" a. "Mark gives us the best chance to win" b. "I dunno, can he eat a hot dog during a game?" c. "We're going to be a dangerous team, what position does Kolb play anyway?" d. "Did his last coach have Kolb's number tatooed on his body?" e. "If answer to d above is "yes," then "where " on his body? f. "You mean our team is supposed to play OFFENSE. too? Since when?" g. "Repeat the question...I'm busy watching espn's never-ending replay of the butt fumble" h. "Did I mention Mark gives us the best chance to win?" Take your pick
