Real reason why the Pats lost.......

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  1. wildthing202

    wildthing202 Active Member

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    http://deadspin.com/sports/nfl/the-truly-important-pick-of-the-game-230341.php

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    In case you were wondering when it all went wrong for the Patriots yesterday, when it all began to collapse, when the wave crested and receded ... you can take a look at this moment, with 7:18 left in the first half and the Patriots cruising to a 21-3 lead.

    All is well, all is cooking, Manning is rattled, the defense is teeing off ... and then the camera catches Robert Kraft, CEO and chairman of the New England Patriots, digging deep for some buried treasure.

    That's right: It was the Cursed Nose Pick Of Doom! After this, everything collapsed. Good job, Kraft; next time, maybe you'll consider finding a tissue, considering you're a billionaire and all.

    (When our father sees someone he works with clandestinely picking their nose, he yells, "Hey, Bob, pick me out a Cadillac!" We've never quite understood what this means, but it has nevertheless always made us laugh.")

    :rofl: This should be in the NFL section but I thought I should share this with everyone.(Move it to the NFL section after a few hours, please)
     
  2. CaneJet

    CaneJet Well-Known Member

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    He's going to hire Joe Walton!
     
  3. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    That is priceless!!!! :rofl: :rofl2: :breakdance: :lol:
     
  4. ThunderbirdJet

    ThunderbirdJet New Member

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    He should have borrowed Belichicken's old ripped up sweatshirt!
     
  5. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Instant classic!
     
  6. Kris 15

    Kris 15 Well-Known Member

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    Ah, memories!
    Walton wasn't even a straight-forward picker - he was weird, he'd like grasp in between his nostrils!
     
  8. Section 227. Row 5

    Section 227. Row 5 Active Member

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    I hope Kraft doesn't visit his cheese-manufacturing plants with any regularity.
     
  9. pats-hater

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    Not to sound stupido, but is that real? I just sent it to all my loser co-workers, I live in Mass and they are obviously all loser pat fans.... The only reason i wonder is because the bottom graphic and the score graphic are uneven.. could be from the parabolic screen possibly???

    either way, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE IT.
     
  10. Jetsrock16

    Jetsrock16 New Member

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    nothing wrong with nose picking. i pick my nose and EAT it. its an underrated practice, seriously
     
  11. Attackett

    Attackett Well-Known Member

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    And what if I did do it? Even though I admit to nothing and never will. What does that make me? And I'm not here just defending myself but all those Pickers out there who've been caught. Each and every one of them, who has to suffer the shame and humiliation because of People Like You..

    Are we not human! If we pick do we not bleed! I am not an Animal!
     
  12. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

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    I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that a co-worker or buddy took over your keyboard while you were in the can.
     
  13. Jetsrock16

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    no, that was me. i dont have coworkers, and im not in jail, so i dont understand your point mate!
     
  14. SydneyDon

    SydneyDon 2008/2009 TGG The Green Card "International Poster

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    I just couldn't imagine eating it and certainly couldn't imagine admitting to it.

    each to their own I guess.
     
  15. Jetsrock16

    Jetsrock16 New Member

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    well thats the thing, in this spot perception is NOT reality. boogers taste kind of good, i enjoy a good booger every now and then, and im not lying, its underrated. try it right now and see for yourself, and then youll understand.
     
  16. Mexican Buc

    Mexican Buc Well-Known Member

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    That's just weird. I enjoy a good pick every now and then. I even find Qu-Tips strangely satisfying. But I don't eat anything from either.


    I do occasionally like to chew on a chipped of piece of nail or skin. That's always fun.
     
  17. Jetfanmack

    Jetfanmack haz chilens?

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    I guess that explains it...
     
  18. Learn To Swim

    Learn To Swim 2008 Nightowltom "Best Non-Jets Poster" Award Winn

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    That's beyond a pick, that's spelunking.

    He's going to get a chunk of brain if he goes any farther.
     
  19. gustoonarmy

    gustoonarmy 2006-2007 TGG.com Best International Poster of the

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    I wouldn't like to see the underside of his desk
     
  20. CaneJet

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    Look what I just pulled out.....yummy, eh?

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