Question for Female and Gay Jet Fans?

Discussion in 'New York Jets' started by Miamipuck, Dec 4, 2009.

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Would you allow Braylon to pick up and carry your love child?

  1. No, not even in a bounce house.

    4 vote(s)
    7.8%
  2. Hell no,not even with a bungee cord tied to the kids waist.

    2 vote(s)
    3.9%
  3. Not even if the kid was the bubble boy.

    3 vote(s)
    5.9%
  4. Sure, if the baby had a flubber suit on.

    5 vote(s)
    9.8%
  5. I like beer.

    37 vote(s)
    72.5%
  1. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    **Disclaimor: If Toddisgod is allowed to create a thread for all his mental diarrhea, I figured why shouldn't I?**

    Poll to Follow.........


    This is strictly a hypothetical question for Female and gay Jet fans because we do not know Braylon Edwards inclinations..........

    Situation:

    Lets say Braylon Edwards is your significant other husband/wife whatever and you have a baby with him, be it adopted, a love child etc.

    Question:

    Would you allow Braylon to pick up and hold the baby?


    Just curious.
     
  2. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    :rofl: well done.
     
  3. fozzi58

    fozzi58 Well-Known Member

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    Thread Fail



    A: Because ToddisGone got perma banned.

    B: Why is this in the Jets forum instead of Bull Shit

    C: That is pretty funny....
     
  4. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    Outstanding
     
  5. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    A: I should be up on forum current events.... Sadly, I am not and readily admit it.

    B: Well it is a question about a current Jets player, albeit a hypothetical one.

    C: Why thank you.
     
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    can't go wrong with a flubber suit......I'm wearing one right now.
     
  7. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    I voted for my stand by, I like Beer. Though I can see some letting Braylon in the bounce house, as disheartening as that is.
     
  8. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Ok I figured I would resurrect this after tonight now that Braylon is going to be a dad or may be one already.
     
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    Braylon Edwards should only hold that child if the baby is fired into his arms like a rocket. Hand the baby over gently and you've got severe head trauma.
     
  10. firemanedjr

    firemanedjr Active Member

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    Well, he's only received 3 career handoffs, but it's tough to imagine him dropping one of those. Just don't lob your baby 50 yards in the air, I don't think that's much to ask.
     
  11. Zach

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    I like beer.
     
  12. GreenHornet

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    Right now, Braylon Edwards hands are in such a funk, I question whether he can even masturbate successfully.
     
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    Skicats Well-Known Member

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    Braylon either needs a hypnotist, an optomotrist or a psychiatrist.
     
  14. TheBlairThomasFumble

    TheBlairThomasFumble Active Member

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    Funny shit. Well done, lol!
     
  15. ace_o_spades

    ace_o_spades New Member

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    You should have made this a public poll so if any dudes voted, we could ridicule them for being gay
     
  16. The Waterboy

    The Waterboy Well-Known Member

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    I was going to say the same thing.

    31 votes? I didn't think we had that many gays on the board, I know we have a few females but not that many.
     
  17. jaybny

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    epic fail thread
     
  18. Footballgod214

    Footballgod214 Well-Known Member

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    .....i would not allow braylon near my child, especially of sanchize throws him 41 yards and braylon is standing all alone in the middle of the endzone. never.
     
  19. concussion80

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    this question should be added to poll.

    • not even if he took an extra trip to the hardware store to pickup a box of C batteries for our d--ldo's.
     

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