Met Kerry Rhodes Friday night

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  1. 88toon

    88toon Well-Known Member

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    Was in Toronto for UFC 129. Friday night went to a part at a place called Maison Mercer. Kerry Rhodes was at one of the center VIP tables. Saw him and went up to him totally expecting the worse. Trust me I am not someone who goes up to athletes etc.....I am 36 and way beyond that.

    Anyway, tapped him on the shoulder, extended my hand and said "Hey Kerry, huge Jets fan. We missed you in the backfield this year (what I really wanted to say was "Kerry, fuck you. If you werent such a bitch and wanted to tackle, we could have really used you last year")....but I obviously knew better.

    He shook my hand and said "thanks man, I appreciate it." Asked him how AZ was and he said "its cool out there" then I said peace and stepped off. Was surprised though, thought he would be a complete ass but nobody probably knew him by face in Toronto so he was probably just hapy to be recognized.....by the way we were supposed to have a table that night that was pre-arranged. We get there and they told my boy that they didnt have him down for a table. Our story for the rest of the trip was that asshole Kerry Rhodes probably got our table......ha!
     
  2. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    Did he let you squeeze his biceps?
     
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    I can't express how happy I am this story now belongs (and is) in the NFL forum instead of the Jets forum.
     
  4. 88toon

    88toon Well-Known Member

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    haaaaa......
     
  5. GatorGar

    GatorGar Active Member

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    That's cool. Honestly there's really no point in being a dick. You did the right thing.
     
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    Did he try to suck you off?
     
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    Of course there's a point in being a dick. You spend most of your life kept warm and protected by someone who is always looking to get your head in some pussy, even when you've stopped performing well without a little assistance.
     
  8. pats-hater

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    I took a dump in a McDonalds where Kerry Rhodes ordered a number 11, extra tartar sauce.
     
  9. 88toon

    88toon Well-Known Member

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    actually he did. I left that part out.....it made me quite uncomfortable. he also called me Braylon as he tried, which confused me at the time.
     
  10. Miamipuck

    Miamipuck New Member

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    I hope you ran before he broke out the oil........lol
     
  11. Harpua

    Harpua Well-Known Member

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    Kerry Rhodes at an event where sweaty men graple each other and roll around on a mat. Anyone else not supprised?
     
  12. jets_fan_in_fishtown

    jets_fan_in_fishtown Active Member

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    Wouldn't have even went up to him.why lie and be fake? I used to see the heat players out all the time when I still was in Miami. I either heckled them jokingly or didn't say anything. I def wasn't gonna kiss their ass bc I hate the heat

    What a fag douche sherry is. Can't wait to read rex's book
     
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    Cakes Mr. Knowledge 2010

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    One of my father's friends used to live next door to a guy who knew Jeff Torborg's barber.
     
  14. 88toon

    88toon Well-Known Member

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    not interested in what you would have done. Just telling what happened.
     
  15. 88toon

    88toon Well-Known Member

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    this is not a i know a guy who knew a guy story so not sure where this comment came from. But hey, whatever.....just telling a story about meeting an ex-jet at a random club in tdot.
     
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    ace_o_spades New Member

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    Any of them confuse you with richard greico?

    /thread crossover
     
  17. pats-hater

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    Roid rage is rough, watch your back home.
     
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    pats-hater Active Member

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    cakes' story is true too. Relax.
     
  19. mystikol

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    :rofl:

    /maybekerrywasthetransvestitefiller
     
  20. Attackett

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    Did his boyfriend get jealous that he was chatting it up with another man?
     

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