Matt Cassell is the next Tom Brady. We are truly cursed. (Anti-Karma)

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  1. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    So, here we are at a division crossroads, the very team that crushed Bledsoe's chest cavity and brought our own doom upon us.

    Now the Chiefs seem to have done the very same thing for us. Take out Brady, bring in a guy with even less accolades than Brady had going for him when he started in '01.

    I mean, Brady wasn't even the starter for his college team. Now here's Cassell, who hasn't started a football game since Bill Clinton was president.

    No expectations for this guy, just like the turd that had shitty ESPN playing the Brady Bunch theme every week in 2001.

    I predict another Cinderella season for those damned Pats who just haven't been able to lose for years. Starting with yet another rout of the Jets.

    Patriots - 41
    Same Old Jets - 6
     
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    Gorgen New Member

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    Patriots-40

    Rats-3
     
  3. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    Pats 55 Jets 3
     
  4. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    You got it my man. We have no hope at all.
     
  5. BadgerOnLSD

    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    Patriots - 1,000,000
    Jets - 2
     
  6. TommyGreen

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    Pats 41
    Jets 3
     
  7. Revis Flytrap

    Revis Flytrap New Member

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    Yeah-- Cassell is likely to have a QB rating of over 100 in this game. Probably more like 120. No interceptions or fumbles either.
     
  8. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    I gotta disagree with you, dude. I know my 6 point prediction is pretty outlandish, but the Jets' mirage of a pass rush getting to Bra- ahem - Cassell in the endzone?!? I know you smoke weed, but I didn't know you took up heroin.
     
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    Pats - 56
    Jets - 1
     
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    BadgerOnLSD Banned

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    The news of Cassel starting drove me into the depths of depression and in turn, heroin. Woe is us!
     
  11. Amaru

    Amaru Well-Known Member

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    You guys are delusional. To think that the Jet could somehow score any points at all against the greatest team of all time Patriots is simply dumb.

    Patriots - 63
    Jets - 0
     
  12. cassie96

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    Walk in the park......JETS 31 Pats 14


    SHOW US WHAT YOU'VE GOT BRETT!!!!!!!
     
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    As long as Cassel doesn't throw a pic......they're the same old PATS and we have our hands full!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    Brett is going to show us what he had in the very last play he had in the NFC championship on every drive. I expect not only the Pats' corners to pick him in the double digits, but also for Matt Cassel himself to suit up at corner in the final quarter and personally pick Favre 7 times. Doomed.
     
  15. NDmick

    NDmick Revis Christ

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    fail at the theme Cassie. edit that to a losing score for the Jets.

    New England - 49
    Jets - 10

    Favre - 9/37 1 TD, 8 INTs
     
  16. Zach

    Zach Well-Known Member

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    You guys are really delusional. Do you REALLY think the Curse will step aside for the Jets? Remember, this season's Jets have all the curse all rolled into one: the Jets curse, the Madden curse and the SI curse. I predict that Matt Cassel will have a perfect 158.0 QB Rating with 1000 yard throwing in this single game. Moss will receive 600 yard of those passes and score 10 TDs alone.

    Brett will be completely miserable, throwing 30 picks in this game alone, with dismal 5 yards total passing. Thomas Jones? Don't even think about him. He'll end up with 1 yard rushing on like 30 attempts.

    Patriots: 100
    Jets: 0
     
  17. thejetsaddict

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    What a Boob! Thanks for causing us to lose this game.
     
  18. Amaru

    Amaru Well-Known Member

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    Earth to Cassie.

    I'm guessing you're a woman, so I will excuse your obvious deficiency in football knowledge, but please, what an absolutely ridiculous prediction.

    Brett Favre is old and senile; he'll be lucky if he throws as many passes to Jets as he will to the amazing Patriots defensive backs.

    On the other hand, the Patriots have Matt Cassel, who under genius Belichick's tutelage, is sure to throw for over 600 yards and 8 touchdowns, and I'm being conservative.
     
  19. IBLEEDGREEN17

    IBLEEDGREEN17 Well-Known Member

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    Favre mysteriously breaks his arm in the jets locker room during half-time.... mangini chokes on his gum and panics, causing him to trip and break his neck.

    I think I went a little too far.
     
  20. Murrell2878

    Murrell2878 Lets go JETS!
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    I retract my previous score. I mistakenly thought Feely would be able to kick 2 70+ yd FG's. I read the scouting report for Matt Cassel's kicking ability by accident. My new predicted score: Pats 61-0
     

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