I think somebody on this forum called that issue a glorified porn mag a day ago. I guess SI finally embraced granny porn.
If S.I. wanted to go the crusty blonde relic route, maybe Ellen Barkin but not martha stewart (ellen's a spry 69; martha's 'octo girl')
I for one feel bad for all the top-heavy 20 year old broads. You work your whole career at being hot and SI chooses an 81 year old multi-millionaire ex-con for the cover instead