Jets Season Tickets Story

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  1. AJW

    AJW Well-Known Member

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    Jonathan_Vilma Well-Known Member

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    Damn I was hoping this was going to be more like the airport thread.
     
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  3. abyzmul

    abyzmul R.J. MacReady, 21018 Funniest Member Award Winner

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    The end of this story is Woody's shriveled toddler body having a nice soak in a tub of Bolivian baby snot.
     
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    Best thing about Bolivian baby snot baths? Making them cry to get enough snot
     
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    Woody got what he wanted, if Jets go winless he won't shed a tear, its all about selling those tickets baby.
     
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