In order to upgrade our current rowdy Jet reputation, our tailgate at 5C( formerly B4) will be holding the following free entertainment: Week to week we have an individual known as Jesse the Body perform the BODY SHOP 3x per tailgate. Usually Jesse will project various speeches in regards to the opposing team and their fans. He may revert back to the yesteryears of the Jets and a history lesson is recited. Some members of the female gender have been known to congregate around the podium basically resembling groupies. As Jesse is performing his monologue, our own Rev. Bill graciously hands out communion in the form of turkey baster tequila shots. Small kids usually are relugated to "Ear Muffs" as done in the movie "OldSchool". Well this week we are in for a treat. In effort to improve upon our raucious behavior at Gate "D", Jesse will be reciting Jet Poetry from an easy chair complete with a smoking jacket, ascot, and pipe. Some parts of his monologue might include, tidbits about the 0-12 Dolphins and the whiny Jason Taylor, Cleveland Browns history tidbits/highlights, and why Joe Klecko should be in the Hall of Fame Our own Rev. Bill will be playing the part of sportscaster "Moe Baster". We will have a film crew on hand to get all of the action and then it will placed on YouTube for later viewing. So if you are around 5C and you would like to improve upon the rowdy reputation of Jet fans, feel free to come listen to the soothing sounds of Jesse the Body..... Learn to live it, learn to love it......
