I jinxed this team :(

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  1. AllHackettsSuck

    AllHackettsSuck Well-Known Member

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    I went and bought that new Leonard Williams jersey off the Jets website on WEDNESDAY in anticipation of the playoffs, and because of that, I jinxed this team.

    I feel like crap. Are there any other jinxers that can help me carry the burden?
     
  2. JStokes

    JStokes Well-Known Member

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    I took a purple dump 5 minutes before kickoff.

    I usually take a green dump before kickoff.

    I feel like it was my fault.

    Or I didn't eat enough kale.

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  3. NYJetsO12

    NYJetsO12 Well-Known Member

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    I had lotsa green snot from Sinusitis, much good that did
     
  4. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    There there, don't blame yourself buddy, nobody could ever jinx this miserable franchise more than it is already jinxed. <sigh>
     
  5. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    Your Big Cat jersey no doubt led to him losing his cool for a 15 yard penalty.
     
  6. AllHackettsSuck

    AllHackettsSuck Well-Known Member

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    That's the thing that pissed me off: I didn't even GET the fucking thing yet! It arrives Tuesday! :(
     
  7. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    LMAO!!! .... dude you just broke the record for the most ever posts about sinusitis (2, by my count). And I feel a certain comraderie with you btw, since I too suffer from that annoying condition; I get sinus headaches so bad that I used to think they were migraines, but now I think it's prob. sinusitis. Although Excedrin migraine is the only thing that works for me, so.....I dunno.
     
  8. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    Can you return it and get your money back?
     
  9. Kris 15

    Kris 15 Well-Known Member

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    I decided to become a Jets fan.

    Sorry guys.
     
  10. macbk

    macbk Well-Known Member

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    Kick Fedex to the curb and refuse the package ;) .

    Good investment though with a Leonard jersey, you'll be fine. This team does the jinxing internally.
     
  11. Big Cat

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    Blue and red make purple. Blue and red are the Bills' primary colors. Green is the Jets primary color. You should be ashamed of yourself, I hope you're happy.
     
  12. Laxg41

    Laxg41 Well-Known Member

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    I wore my same greg buttle Jersey I wore this whole win streak even though my grandma got me a stitched brandon marshall jersey for christmas to make sure not to jinx it
     
  13. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    Ooooh, sucks for you bro! :eek:
    Is it too late to switch, or do you already have that green slime flowing through your veins?
     
  14. JoeWalton

    JoeWalton Well-Known Member

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    You should have waited until tomorrow to order it. Since relatively few customers are buying Jets merchandise after their latest meltdown, the price will probably be reduced by a significant amount.
     
  15. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah but who wants one now? .... I mean the way I feel now, they couldn't pay me to take one off their hands! (well, I guess I could take the money and burn the jersey, but you get my point)
     
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    Iam seeing an ENT this week. Been on a couple of antibiotics already...absolutely disgusted. Need to get better

    Its not a sinus headache Truth its more like you are in a complete fog wit earache, pressure, fluid that doesnt drain . Ill get better ..soon
     
  17. Truth4U2

    Truth4U2 Well-Known Member

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    Oh sorry, I didn't mean to make light of it. ... Sounds bad.

    I have the sinus pressure and ear fluid, and I sometimes have to just lay in bed with the lights out, but it may not be as bad as what you have. Though maybe I should see an ENT as well; I definitely have some kind of sinus condition. I got this little syringe thing from Walmart to flush out the excess fluid that builds up in my ears, and it works surprisingly well, was only about 3 bucks too.
     
  18. MexicanJet

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    I've had the same Shawn Ellis jersey since the Miami win at home. It has pit stains on it because I wore a sleeveless nike shirt underneath.
    I planned on wearing my Namath white super bowl jersey for the playoffs.....


    I'm just gonna go fuck myself...


    Why did my dad make me a Jets fan?
     
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  19. AllHackettsSuck

    AllHackettsSuck Well-Known Member

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    I never considered it... should I?
     
  20. SackExchange69

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    Shame on you.
     

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